Beverly Hills Ninja (1997)

Nathaniel Parker: Martin Tanley

Quotes 

• Haru : You may subject me to any torture you can think of, but a ninja does not talk!

  Martin Tanley : Ninja? You're a ninja? You're the big fat ninja everyone's talking about, aren't you?

  Haru : Great White Ninja.

• Haru : Oh I see you got the R2347ST Printing press. This thing came out the same time I was printing leaflets for the Shave the Whales Foundation.

  Martin Tanley : You mean Save the Whales.

  Haru : Oh is that what you did with them, maybe it was starve the whales, starve the whales.