Beverly Hills Ninja (1997)

Soon-Tek Oh: Sensei

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Quotes 

• Sensei : I tried to stop this mission because I feared for you, but I was wrong. You must continue. Go forth. It is your duty as a ninja!

  Haru : Sensei, you just called me a ninja.

  Sensei : Yes, I guess I did.

• Haru : Sensei, believe me, this woman's telling the truth.

  Sensei : Haru, you're unable to tell truth from untruth.

  Haru : That is impossible. My ninja intuition tells me this!

  Sensei : Haru, you do not have ninja intuition! You do not even have NORMAL intuition!

• Sensei : Twenty five years ago, an ancient legend of this sacred art came alive. It spoke of a foreign child who would come among us and become a Ninja master unlike any other. How he arrived on our shores will forever remain a mystery. We Ninjas thought that this child would be the great white Ninja of the legend. We were wrong. We were very wrong.

• [Sensei asks Gobei to be honest to him when asking about Haru] 

  Gobei : I love my little brother. His determination is like a tiger, swift as a...

  Sensei : GOBEI.

  Gobei : He's fat. He's a fool. He's an embarassment to all ninjas everywhere.

• Haru : Sensei, she is incapable of such things. She is as lovely as a dove.

  Sensei : It sounds to me you are being lead around by your short sword.

• Sensei : You must stop comparing yourself to Gobei!

  Haru : But why, master? He is the best ninja.

  Sensei : We would all be fortunate to have a heart as big as yours, Haru.