Beverly Hills Ninja (1997)

Nicollette Sheridan: Allison Page, Sally Jones

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Quotes 

• Allison : Our car broke down, could we use the phone?

  Chet Walters : Oh, car trouble? Don't get me started. I got a 1975 Fairmont that's as hard to turn over as me on Laguna Beach.

• Allison : [walks in and stands in the Dojo doorway]  Hello?

  [jumps and the Bo staff in Harus hands flies across the room] 

  Allison : Is this the Takagura Dojo?

  Haru : UUHH? Yyaa... I uummm...

  Allison : Maybe I should come back later.

  Haru : No wait, don't go, I mean... Yes this is the Takagura Dojo. Please come in and have a seat. I am Haru. Wait!

  [stops her from sitting on a pair of throwing stars, throws them behind him and hits a target with perfect aim] 

  Allison : That's impressive. I am in need of a ninja, but you seem to be white.

  Haru : Aaahhh. You are observant, as well as beautiful. Have you not heard about the legend about the foreign child who will grow up to be the great white ninja?

  Allison : why no, is that you?

  Haru : Some... say it is so. You see it is written in the holy writ, see it says here, a century shall pass, and then OOHHH! this is the wrong writ, this is the one about the Sensei and two 12 year old twin Geishias, also a good legend, but not the one we are looking for...

  [scrolls further down] 

  Haru : aahhh, here is my legend, it says here, that a forgein child will come to our village and learn the ways of the ninja.

  Allison : It's burning.

  Haru : Yes, the words have been seared into my heart as well.

  Allison : No, it's really burning!

  Haru : Yes I can tell,

  [looks over at the rest of the parchment and sees it burning] 

  Haru : Oh my God!

  [puts out the fire] 

  Haru : They may have a second copy. Let me show you a ample of my skills.

  [pulls on the sword rack and all the weapons fall down] 

  Haru : That rack, was not build by ninjas. These however were.

  [starts swinging a 3 section staff around and nearly hits the shelves holding ashes of fallen ninjas] 

  Allison : [gasps] 

  Haru : Wow! Luck is with me today, for this shrine holds the ashes of our fallen warriors

  [the shelves colapse] 

  Haru : Oh! Sensei is going to kill me.

  [picking up pictures and identifying them] 

  Haru : Takguri. Master Goe

  [picks up ashes] 

  Haru : Sempo? Kai?

  [combines the ashes] 

  Haru : At least they all worked as a team.

  Allison : This is excellent, because the job I ask requires great stealth.

  Haru : Aahh, my highest score where in stealth, let me give you an example, turn around, close your eyes and count to 9, when you open them I will be gone.

  Allison : Ok. 1. 2. 3.

  [Haru runs around and hides behind a support beam] 

  Allison : 4. 5. 6.

  [runs over to a lamp and tries to hide under the shade] 

  Allison : 7. 8. 9.

  [when Allison reaches 9 Haru has jumped through a rice paper door and outside] 

  Allison : Haru? Haru?

  Haru : Here I am, Sally Jones, I will accept your dangerous mission.