Beverly Hills Ninja (1997)
Chris Rock: Joey
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Quotes
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Desk Manager : 73 minutes to deliver two suitcases and one garment bag. Do you have an explanation, Mr. Washington?
Joey : Yes sir, I seem to be developing tunnel carpel syndrome in my wrist. I believe it's from carrying really heavy garment bags around. Now, I don't want to go on disability, and sue this company for millions of dollars, so I figured I would just pace myself.
Desk Manager : Mr. Washington, everything you do... irritates me.
Joey : I'm gonna go soak my wrists.
Desk Manager : Can I help you sir?
Haru : Yes, I am looking for a Sally Jones.
Desk Manager : I'm sorry, I don't see anyone by that name in my computer, now if you will excuse me.
Haru : I would like to rent one of your lodgings. Is the cost great?
Desk Manager : Compared to what? A hut and a rice patty? Sir, we are a five star hotel, with 800 rooms, booked six months in advance.
Haru : I have money.
Desk Manager : I'm sure you do. Unfortunately, we don't take Wampum.
Haru : Do you perhaps take gold?
[pours out about 15 pieces of gold]
Desk Manager : Front! Perhaps I shall send Dom Perignon to your room?
Haru : I prefer to be alone tonight. Perhaps later I will meet your friend Don.
Desk Manager : [to Joey] 1A.
Joey : 1A. Ooww, my wrists. What have you got in here man, car radios?
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Joey : Do you know what I do everyday once I leave here?
Haru : No, what?
Joey : I'm running. I'm always running, man. My neighborhood's bad, Man, I gotta run to get cigarettes, I gotta run to get milk, I gotta run to take out the trash. Know why? Because whenever I leave my house, there's somebody out there just waiting to kick my ass.
