Anastasia (1997)
Hank Azaria: Bartok
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Quotes
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Bartok : Just wishing I could do the job for you, sir. I'd give her a HA! And a HI-YA! And then a OOH-WAH! And I'd kick her, sir.
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Bartok : You know, you really should watch your blood pressure. My nephew Izzy just keeled over mid-mango. Stress, it's a killer, sir. And he was a fruit bat. No meat. No blood even.
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Rasputin : Bartok, get me a comb, find some cologne. I want to look my best!
Bartok : That might take some work, sir.
Rasputin : We're going to a party!
Bartok : A party? Ooh, I could teach you the latest dance step. It starts with, like, a "whoa." And then you get really crazy with the hips, sir. It's fun!
Rasputin : We'll let the Grand Duchess Anastasia have her moment.
Bartok : [dancing] Aah, who cares?
Rasputin : And then we'll kill her!
Bartok : Right. Kill... kill her? Sir, what happened to the party idea?
Rasputin : That's where I will kill her.
[laughs and tears up newspaper]
Rasputin : Crush her at the height of her glory.
Bartok : And we're back to the crushing. Sir, I'm begging you, please, please forget the girl and get a life!
Rasputin : Oh, I'll get a life, Bartok. Hers!
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Bartok : You're on your own, sir! This can only end in tears!
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Bartok : [seeing a female bat flirt with him] Wow! I tell you what, wow!
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Dimitri : [after making a deal with Anya] May I present... Her Royal Highness, the Grand Duchess Anastasia.
Anastasia : Pooka, we are going to Paris!
Dimitri : Uh, the dog stays.
Anastasia : I'm talking about the dog goes.
Dimitri : No, the dog is not going.
Anastasia : I say he's going.
Dimitri : I'm allergic to dogs.
Bartok : [after hearing Dimitri and Anya argue] Anastasia? Yeah, just one problem there, fella. Anastasia's dead. All the Romanovs are dead. They're dead. Dead, dead, dead. Am I right, my friend?
[to the "relic"]
Bartok : I mean, how could that be Ana...!
[screaming, clinging to the "relic", whimpers and hanging upside down]
Bartok : Oh, come on. Am I supposed to believe that thing woke up after all these years, just because some guy claims she's a Romanov? OK, OK, I get the message! Enough already with the glowing and the smoke people!
[sighs]
Bartok : If that thing's come back to life, that must mean... Anastasia's alive.
Dimitri : Just leave the dog.
Anastasia : I am not leaving the dog!
Bartok : And that's her!
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Rasputin : Something is happening, Bartok. I could feel the dark forces stirring.
Bartok : I'm not surprised, sir. It's Anastasia. I saw her.
Rasputin : Anastasia, alive?
[His mouth falls out]
Bartok : Ah, sir? Your lips, they're...
Rasputin : That Romanov brat!
Bartok : Ain't that a kick in the head. I guess a curse isn't what it used to be.
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Bartok : [after landing in Rasputin's lair] Oh, boy! Ow. I tell you what, ow!
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Rasputin : [after his hand detaches from his arm] Look at me! I'm falling apart.
[crying]
Rasputin : I'm a wreck!
Bartok : Actually, considering how long you've been dead, you look pretty good. Sir, you do!
Rasputin : [flattered] Really?
Bartok : Sir, is this the face of a bat who would lie to you?
[gives Rasputin a cute face]
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[Young Anastasia and Empress Marie are stuck in Anastasia's room. Young Dimitri enters from a secret door in a wall]
Dowager Empress Marie : [as she tries to take Young Anastasia out the main door] Please, hurry.
Young Dimitri : [stops them and drags them to the secret door] Come this way! Out the servants quarters!
[Young Anastasia accidently drops her music box as she's being forced in the door]
Dowager Empress Marie : [follows Anastasia] Hurry, Anastasia!
Bartok : [watches them escape from the bedroom window] Rasputin, she's getting away!
Young Anastasia : [heads back in the room] My music box!
Young Dimitri : [gently forces her back out the door] Go, go!
[closes the door]
