Dee Bradley Baker: Dad, Prisoner #2, Boy, Coach, Jolly Roger, Kid, Man, Reporter, Audience Member, Bartender, Bear, Blackie, Bully, Cameraman, Candy Man, Carl the Lion, Cat, Cheering Kid, Chef, Chet, Clown Dad, Cooties, Cop, Cowboy, Crabs the Warthog, Crane Operator, Crowd, Customer #2, Delegate, Douglas Fir, Dragon (segment "Chicken's First Kiss" and "Squirt the Daisies"), Duck, Dying Tree, Ed, Fluffy, Frog, Grampa, Grandma, Grandpa, Griaffe, Grizzy Beaver, Gym Coach, Horse, Hyena #2, Idiot Clown, Janitor, Judge, Kid #3, Kid on Bike, Laughing Puddle, Little Girl, Man #1, Manure the Bear, Masked Kid, Milkman, Mouse, Mr. Fleur, Mulligan, NASA Official, Newscaster, Newscaster Puppet, Newsman, Owl, Paramedic #2, Peasant #2, Piggie, Postman, Puppy, Redneck Enzyme, Rider, Seth, Ship's Captain, Sick Kid, Sickly Boy, Singing Kid, Slug Boy, Sobbing Dad, Soldier, Squirrel, Stork, Surgeon, Teenager, Thief #1, Timmy, Toothless Man, Tree #2, Turtle, Tv Announcer, Two Headed Calf #2, Waiter, Woman, Young Birch

Dad : [irritated] Well, Manure the Bear! In the name of boneless grandma!
Dad : If something bad were to happen to your sister, we'd be pretty mad!
Ma : There goes Chicken, on his first date and wearing my dress.

Dad : Just like me on our first date!
Ma : Oh dad, that was so manly! A chicken-in-one.

Dad : Manly, yes, but I like it too.
Ma : [playing golf] Drive it home, Dad!

Dad : Two!

[hits his golf bar too far]

Dad : Oh, divot!

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