Cow and Chicken (1997–1999)

Charlie Adler: Chicken, Cow, The Red Guy, I.R. Baboon, Boy, Captain, Tough Kid, Boneless Chicken, Bully #3, Ham #2, Twin, Beaver #3, Beaver #4, Clerk, Construction Foreman, Cousin Boneless, Driver, Earl of Flem, Frenchman #2, Gingerbread Man, Gingerbread Woman, Girl, Homeless Guy, Kid #2, Lawyer, Little Boy, Man #1, Mountie, NASA Guy, Old Baboon, Polar Bear Roar, Scab Fairy, Skinny Farmer, Yurpean Man

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Quotes 

• Chicken : Is this cartoon ever gonna make sense?

• Chicken : [trying to cheer up Cow]  I know you hate being ugly, but someone has to make everbody else look good.

• [Chicken tries speaking Spanish] 

  Red Guy : I don't know what you just said, but I don't like the way you said it!

• [Chicken pulls Ma and Dad's top halves from the closet] 

  Cow : My science project!

• Red Guy : Five and five and five is ten, I'm gonna make you manly men.

• [Cow starts cyring] 

  Chicken : Now isn't this a little slice of cow pie?

• Cow : Herding bites big wind!

• Red Guy : What's the matter tubby? Why the long FAT face?

  Cow : Mom told me never to talk to strangers, and you're pretty strange.

• Red Guy : Hello ladies. It's me, Ivan Panced, but you won't hear me complain!

• Red Guy : Does anybody hear speaka el espanola?

  Cow : Oh, I'm sorry, but I can't understand a thing you are saying!

• Cow : [trying to rock Chicken to sleep]  Sleepy, sleepy, SLEEPY BIG BROTHER PRINCESS!

• Red Guy : [being attacked by thrown food]  No! No! I don't want your food!

• Chicken : Hey, Mom! I ate all the cereal! There's none left for me!

  Chicken's Clone : It wasn't me, it was me! I ate all the cereal!

  Chicken : Did not!

  Chicken's Clone : Did too!

  Chicken : Did not!

  Cow : Did too.

  Cow's Clone : Did too.

  Ma : Look, Dad! Our children is twins!

• Chicken : What is this stuff?

  Cow : Marsmallow soup. It's Crabs's favorite!

  Chicken : Oh yeah well it's my UNfavorite!

• Chicken : That's it? Stupid change machine! A put in two dimes, and a nickle, and it gives me one quarter! What a gyp!

• Red Guy : [the orthodontic police pull over Ma and Dad]  What are you people, a bunch of communists ?

• Chicken : Are you Ivan Panced?

  Red Guy : Can't you tell?

• Red Guy : [as a "Used Grandpa" salesman]  Y'all come back now, hear?

• [repeated line] 

  Red Guy : Oh, oooohhh.

  [sometimes followed by laughter] 

• Red Guy : Can you be helped?

• Red Guy : Mister Hiney, that's my name...

  [shouts] 

  Red Guy : Deal with it!

• Red Guy : [as an orthodontic policeman] 

  [to Dad] 

  Red Guy : Just doin' my job, Ma'am.

• Cow : [Repeated line]  Supercow al rescate!

• Cow : [about Mom and Dad]  Sometimes I question their sanity.

• Chicken : [in a flat, emotionless voice, after he was forced to "marry" Pam]  This is the happiest day of my life!

• Chicken : Cow! I've got Crabs... the warthog!

• Red Guy : [in pile of superhero outfits]  Corncobman? There's a lot of sick people in this town.

• Cow : Momma had a Chicken. Momma had a Cow. Dad was Proud. He didn't care how.