Two If by Sea (1996)

Denis Leary: Francis 'Frank' O'Brien

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Quotes 

• Frank O'Brien : People like us are born in little houses and die in little houses, and we've got to find happiness somewhere in between.

• [Looking at cows] 

  Roz : Oh, these are so cute!

  Frank : Honey, puppies are cute. These are just cheeseburgers with legs.

• [Frank sees Roz's handiwork] 

  Frank : What did you hit him with?

  Roz : Uh, right hook.

  Frank : [to Evan, in a snooty tone]  How propitious.

  [Roz flicks Evan's nose] 

• Frank : Honey, these are cops. They're like garbage men with guns.

• Roz : Did you steal this from the house?

  Frank : No.

  Roz : Honey?

  Frank : Yes.

• Frank : What are you looking for, a key?

  Roz : No, I'm lookin' for your brain.

  Frank : You think someone would actually leave a key?

  [Roz reaches above the door and finds a key] 

  Roz : This key? Is this the key you're talkin' about? I'm just checkin'.

• Frank : Remember when we had the map? Those were the fuckin' days weren't they? The map days.