Striptease (1996)
Robert Stanton: Erb Crandal
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Quotes
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Erb Crandal : David...
[sees Dilbeck's attire]
Erb Crandal : Oh, my God! Tell me I'm dreaming. No, no, I cannot believe this! No, no, no, Davey, *no*!
Congressman David Dilbeck : Is this lint fresh?
Erb Crandal : Hot out of the Maytag.
Congressman David Dilbeck : Oh!
[inhales deeply]
Congressman David Dilbeck : You just can't imagine! This is the very essence of that glorious creature!
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Erb Crandal : Why are you all shiny?
Congressman David Dilbeck : It's Vaseline.
Erb Crandal : Oh... oh! It's... great, it's Vaseline!
Congressman David Dilbeck : You've never covered yourself with Vaseline?
Erb Crandal : No, no, not unless I have third degree burns, no.
Congressman David Dilbeck : You don't know what you're missing. I've got it all over. It's down in my boots. I can feel it squishing between my toes...
Erb Crandal : All right. The Young Christians are waiting, so...
Congressman David Dilbeck : When will I see her?
Erb Crandal : It's in the works.
Congressman David Dilbeck : When?
Erb Crandal : [finally fed up] It's in the works! Clean yourself up! I did not go into politics to pimp for a twisted old fuck like you! I've had it, Davey. I quit.
Congressman David Dilbeck : You are such a child.