Space Jam (1996)

Billy West: Bugs Bunny, Elmer Fudd

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• Daffy Duck : You think she's got enough toys?

  Bugs Bunny : Speaking of toys, remember those mugs and t-shoits and lunchboxes with our pictures on 'em?

  Daffy Duck : Yeah.

  Bugs Bunny : You ever see any money from all that stuff?

  Daffy Duck : Hah, not a cent!

  Bugs Bunny : Hmm... me neither.

  Daffy Duck : [sighs]  It's a crying shame. We gotta get new agents, we're gettin' screwed!

• Daffy Duck : How's this for a new team name: The Ducks!

  Bugs Bunny : Please! What kind of Mickey Mouse organization would name their team The Ducks?

  Daffy Duck : So, sue me! It's just a suggestion.

• Michael Jordan : What's going on here?

  Bugs Bunny : Why Michael, l thought you'd never ask! You see, these aliens come from outer space, and they want to make us slaves in their theme park. Eh, what do we care? They're little, so we challenge them to a basketball game. But then they show up and they ain't so little, they're huge! We need to beat these guys, 'cause they're talking about slavery! They're gonna make us do stand-up comedy! The same jokes, every night, for all eternity! We're gonna be locked up like wild animals and then trotted out to perform for a bunch of lowbrow, bug-eyed, fat-headed, humor-challenged aliens! Eh, what I'm trying to say is... WE NEED YOUR HELP!

  Michael Jordan : Yeah, but I'm a baseball player now.

  Bugs Bunny : Right.

  [Bugs gets out the rabbit skull] 

  Bugs Bunny : And I'm a Shakespearean actor.

  [Bugs throws the skull away] 

• Michael Jordan : Look, I wanna help. But I haven't played basketball in a long time. My timing's off.

  Bugs Bunny : Eh, We'll fix your timing. Look at our facilities.

  Daffy Duck : [climbing on a basketball hoop]  We've got hoops!

  Elmer Fudd : We've got weights!

  Sylvester : We've got balls!

  [opens a locker full of balls] 

  Michael Jordan : You sure do.

• Bugs Bunny : You wanna play a little one on one, doll?

  Lola Bunny : [angrily, with fire in her eyes]  Doll?

  Bugs Bunny : [with hearts over his head]  Uh huh.

  Lola Bunny : On the court, *Bugs*.

  Bugs Bunny : Sure.

  Tweety Bird : Ooo, she's hot.

  [Tweety touches his rear and steam appears with a hissing sound] 

  Lola Bunny : [starts dribbling]  Ready?

  Bugs Bunny : Yes.

  [Lola gets past Bugs] 

  Bugs Bunny : I got it, I got it!

  [Lola spins around him, he winds up into a knot and she makes a basket] 

  Michael Jordan : The girl's got skills.

  Bugs Bunny : [Lola comes over to him seductively]  Yes?

  Lola Bunny : Don't ever call me "doll".

  [Lola blows her ears out of her face] 

  Bugs Bunny : Check.

  Lola Bunny : [as she is leaving]  Nice playin' with ya.

  Michael Jordan : Very smooth.

  Bugs Bunny : Ahh, she's obviously nuts about me.

  Michael Jordan : Obviously.

• Nerdluck Bang : We seek the one they call Bugs Bunny.

  Nerdluck Nawt : Yeah, Bugs Bunny.

  Nerdluck Bang : Have you seen him?

  Nerdluck Blanko : Is he around?

  Bugs Bunny : Hmmm... Bugs Bunny... Bugs Bunny... Say, don't he have, uh, great big long ears...

  [Bugs pulls his ears] 

  Bugs Bunny : like this?

  Nerdlucks : Yeah.

  Bugs Bunny : And does he hop around like this?

  [Bugs hops around the forest] 

  Nerdlucks : Uh-huh.

  Bugs Bunny : And does he say, "What's up, doc?" like this?

  [Bugs chomps carrot] 

  Bugs Bunny : Eh, what's up, doc?

  Nerdlucks : [chuckling and answering indistinctly]  YEAH!

  Bugs Bunny : [leaves]  Nope, never heard of him.

  Nerdlucks : Aw...

  Bugs Bunny : [to the audience]  Y'know, maybe there is no intelligent life out there in the univoise after all.

• Sylvester : [after a few suggestions of what to challenge the Nerdlucks to]  Suffering succotash! What's wrong with all of ya? I say... we get a ladder

  [as you see a mental image of him on a ladder outside of a window where Tweety Bird is sitting in his cage] 

  Sylvester : ... wait till the old lady gets out of the room... then grab that little bird!

  [grabs Tweety Bird, then the scene transitions back to Sylvester holding on to one of his thumbs, hyperventilating] 

  Bugs Bunny : Whoa, whoa! Take a deep breath, Sly!

• [last lines] 

  Bugs Bunny : Well, that's all, folks!

  Porky Pig : [stutters]  That's my line.

  [stammers] 

  Daffy Duck : [pushes Porky Pig]  Step aside, babe. Let us star do this. That's all--

  [the Nerdlucks pushes Daffy out] 

  Nerdlucks : THAT'S ALL FOLKS!

  Michael Jordan : [grabs the curtain]  Can I go home now?

• Monstar Bupkus : That's mine!

  Bugs Bunny : [stealing the ball]  Not today.

• Announcer : Ladies and gentlemen, the starting lineup for the Toon Squad: Standing two foot four, the Wonder from Down Under: the Tasmanian De-villlll!

  [Taz squeezes two balls in his mouth, pops them, and spins around] 

  Announcer : At small forward: standing a scintillating three foot two, the Heartthrob of the Hoops: Lo-la Bun-nyyyyy!

  [Lola dribbles and spins the ball on her finger] 

  Announcer : At power forward, the Quackster of the Court: Daffy Duck!

  Daffy Duck : Thank you! Thank you!

  [Silence from the audience, crickets chirping] 

  Daffy Duck : [disappointed, but sarcastically]  Very funny. Leth's all laugh at the duck!

  Announcer : And the point guard, standing three foot three, four feet if you include the ears, Co-captain of the Toon Squad, the Doctor of Delight: Bugs Bun-ny!

  Bugs Bunny : Thank you! Thank you!

  Announcer : And now, the player coach of the Toon Squad, at six foot six from North Carolina, His Royal Airness: Michael Jordan!

• Michael Jordan : Bugs?

  Bugs Bunny : Yeah, Mike?

  Michael Jordan : Stay out of trouble.

  [he leaves] 

  Bugs Bunny : [to Lola]  You know I will.

  [Lola laughs and Bugs grabbing her arms] 

  Bugs Bunny : Come here!

  [gives her a long kiss, she howls and then quickly changes to the next scene by pulling it down over them like a window shade] 

• Bugs Bunny : Okay, okay, which one of you maroons has ever played basketball?

• Bugs Bunny : Yeah, sure, let the little pipsqueaks knock themselves out.

• Bugs Bunny : These little pipsqueaks just turned into superstars!

• Lola Bunny : [Bugs has just been squashed after pushing Lola out of the way]  Are you okay?

  Bugs Bunny : Me? Oh yeah, I'm fine. Are you okay?

  Lola Bunny : Oh Bugs, thank you.

  Bugs Bunny : Aww, it was nothin'.

  Lola Bunny : That was the nicest thing anyone's ever done for me.

  [she gives him a long kiss, then leaves] 

• Bugs Bunny : Not real? lf l weren't real, could l do this?

• Bugs Bunny : [after Michael is pulled into the Toon World through the golf hole]  Oh, uh, look out for that foist step, doc; it's a real lulu.

  Michael Jordan : [surprised]  Bugs Bunny?

  Bugs Bunny : Eh, you were expecting maybe the Easter Bunny?

  Michael Jordan : [disbelievingly]  You're a cartoon; you're not real.

  Bugs Bunny : Not real, eh? If I weren't real, could I do this?

  [He gives Michael a big kiss on the mouth. A disgusted Michael wipes his lips] 

• Bugs Bunny : [DVD Commentary]  This is rated G for gross!

• Elmer Fudd : Oh, look is that Michael?

  Sylvester : [Comes out from a manhole cover]  It's Michael!

  Granny : It's Air Jordan!

  Taz : [Bursts from the post office box]  Basketball!