Space Jam (1996)
Steve Kehela: Monstar BLANKO, Announcer
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Quotes
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[One of the Monstars hurts Tweety]
Michael Jordan : [to Tweety] Are you OK?
Monstar Blanko : Yeah, are you OK?
[the other Monstars gets angry at Blanko]
Monstar Blanko : Oops.
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Announcer : Ladies and gentlemen, the starting lineup for the Toon Squad: Standing two foot four, the Wonder from Down Under: the Tasmanian De-villlll!
[Taz squeezes two balls in his mouth, pops them, and spins around]
Announcer : At small forward: standing a scintillating three foot two, the Heartthrob of the Hoops: Lo-la Bun-nyyyyy!
[Lola dribbles and spins the ball on her finger]
Announcer : At power forward, the Quackster of the Court: Daffy Duck!
Daffy Duck : Thank you! Thank you!
[Silence from the audience, crickets chirping]
Daffy Duck : [disappointed, but sarcastically] Very funny. Leth's all laugh at the duck!
Announcer : And the point guard, standing three foot three, four feet if you include the ears, Co-captain of the Toon Squad, the Doctor of Delight: Bugs Bun-ny!
Bugs Bunny : Thank you! Thank you!
Announcer : And now, the player coach of the Toon Squad, at six foot six from North Carolina, His Royal Airness: Michael Jordan!
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[the Monstars arrive at the gym]
Monstar Bupkus : I'm here!
Monstar Blanko : Me too.
[he hits his head on a backboard, then puts his hands over most of his face]
Monstar Blanko : That hurt!