Lost Highway (1997)

Robert Loggia: Mr. Eddy, Dick Laurent

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Quotes 

• Mr. Eddy : [to a tailgater after running him off the road]  Don't tailgate! Don't you fucking ever tailgate! Do you know how much space is needed to stop a car traveling at 35 miles per hour? Six car lengths! Six fuckin' car lengths! That's a hundred and six fuckin' feet, mister! If I had to stop suddenly, you woulda hit me! I want you to get a fuckin' driver's manual, and I want you to study that motherfucker! And I want you to obey the the goddamn rules of the road! Fifty-fuckin' thousand people were killed on the highways last year 'cause of fuckin' assholes like you! Tell me you're gonna get a manual!

• Mr. Eddy : [into the phone]  I'm really glad to know you're doing okay. You're sure you're okay? Everything alright?

  Pete Dayton : [into the phone]  Yeah.

  Mr. Eddy : [into the phone]  I'm really glad to know you're doin good, Pete. Hey, I want you to talk to a friend of mine.

  Mystery Man : [into the phone to Pete]  We've met before, haven't we?

  Pete Dayton : [into the phone]  I don't think so. Where is it you think we've met?

  Mystery Man : [into the phone]  At your house. Don't you remember?

  Pete Dayton : [into the phone]  No. No, I don't.

  Mystery Man : [into the phone]  In the East, the Far East, when a person is sentenced to death, they're sent to a place where they can't escape, never knowing when an executioner may step up behind them, and fire a bullet into the back of their head.

  Pete Dayton : [into the phone]  What's going on?

  Mystery Man : [into the phone]  It's been a pleasure talking to you.

• Mr. Eddy : This is where mechanical excellence and one-thousand four-hundred horsepower pays off.

• Mr. Eddy : Boy, that's smooth. Smooth as shit off a duck's ass!

• Mr. Eddy : You and me, mister... We can really out-ugly them sum'bitches... Can't we?

• Mr. Eddy : How you doin' Pete?

  Pete Dayton : Okay.

  Mr. Eddy : I'm sure you noticed that girl that was with me the other day, good lookin' blonde? She stayed in the car? Her name is Alice. I swear I love that girl to death. If I ever find out that somebody was making out with her, I'd take this...

  [pulls out a .357 pistol] 

  Mr. Eddy : ...and shove it so far up his ass it would come out of his mouth. Then you know what I'd do?

  Pete Dayton : What?

  Mr. Eddy : I'd blow his fuckin' brains out.

  [Mr. Eddy puts his gun away] 

  Mr. Eddy : Hey, you're looking good. What you been up to?

• [laying on the ground with his throat slashed by Fred and the Mystery Man] 

  Mr. Eddy : [gagging from his bloody throat]  What do you guys want?

  [the Mystery Man pulls out a hand-held Watchman TV and gives it to Mr. Eddy who looks on it to see an interior of Andy's house at night with with Mr. Eddy and Renee watching a snuff-porno film while fondling each other beside the projector. The image suddenly changes back to Fred and the Mystery Man standing before him in the frame] 

  Mystery Man : Now you can hand it back.

  Mr. Eddy : [as he hands the portable TV back]  You and me, mister... we can really out-ugly them sonafabitches. Can't we?