Jack (1996)

Mario Yedidia: George

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• George : I want to be a gynecologist.

  Miss Marquez : If that's so, then I want good reasons why.

  George : *You're* the reason why, Miss Marquez.

• George : [in the boy's treehouse looking at an adult magazine]  Hey Jack, ever get a boner? You know, an erector.

  Jack : Not yet, I'm hoping to get one for Christmas.

• John-John : [the kids are looking at an adult magazine]  You think our moms look like that?

  George : Nah, only Penthouse girls look like that. They're special. I mean like, they come from a special part of the country or something.

• George : So Jack, you bought that magazine?

  Jack : Yeah, I buy 'em all the time.

  George : What about Hustler? You get Hustler?

  Jack : If you want it.

  Eddie : Swank?

  Jack : Yeah, that and uh, you know, all the grownup stuff that only grownups can read.

  George : Cool! And they don't give you no trouble in buying them? I mean like they don't ask for ID?

  Jack : No. You know, I just don't shave for a day and I look like I'm fifty.