- Chance: Jamie? Is that you? Wait, what am I talking about? Of course, it's you! It's really you! I found you! I found my boy! I found my Jamie! Oh, I'm so happy! Oh, I could just lick you for days! Give me a hug!
- Chance: I'd always heard love hurts. I never knew it could hurt this much. It's like getting a bath and missing dinner and going to the vet all rolled up into one.
- Delilah: Hi
- Chance: Don't you hi me. First, you chase me, then you try to kill me, then you kiss me? What's the game?
- Delilah: Game? I don't have a game. Look, I was only chasing you because your friends back in the alley asked me to, okay?
- Chance: My friends, huh? So tell me, what are my friends' names?
- Delilah: Shadow and Sassy.
- Chance: Huh! Lucky guess. Okay, show me the secret paw shake.
- Delilah: Secret paw shake? They didn't show me any secret paw shake.
- Chance: Aha! They didn't, huh? Good, because there ain't one. Now explain that kiss.
- Delilah: Kiss? That was no kiss. Friendly lick, maybe.
- Chance: Friendly? Boy, is that an understatement.
- Delilah: Okay, let's try this again. I'm Delilah, Chance.
- Chance: Delilah Chance? Wow, your last name is the same as my first name!
- Delilah: Boy, good thing you're cute.
- Riley: Well, this is it. Home sweet home. Hey, it's nothing fancy, but the price is right, and nobody bothers us, so you guys can stay as long as you like.
- Shadow: Thanks, Riley. You're very kind.
- Sassy: Right, if he's so kind, why doesn't he help us find that bridge?
- Shadow: We can't leave until we find Chance.
- Sassy: Why not?
- Shadow: You know you miss him.
- Sassy: Okay, I miss his stupid jokes, and his stupid face, and his stupid... stupidness.
- Shadow: Oh, Sassy, stop it.
- Sassy: And I'm stupidly starting to worry about him.
- Sassy: Does the cat always have to be the brains of the operation? Beauty and brains. I never cease to amaze myself.
- Chance: There's only one thing I know that could make this moment more perfect. In fact, I think I smell it coming up the driveway right now.
- [He sees the pizza car has been arrived]
- Chance: I'm smelling pepperoni, I'm smelling mushrooms, I'm smelling anchovies. I'm smelling three- No, no, four. Four kinds of cheese! It could be. It might be, it is. It's pizza!
- [running to the Pizza Boy]
- Chance: Oh, pizza, pizza, pizza, pizza, pizza! Pizza!
- Pizza Boy: Nice doggy. Nice... Whoa.
- Chance: Yes! Hey, pizza guy! Nice timing!
- [jumping on the Pizza Boy]
- Pizza Boy: Whoa! Stay! Whoa, whoa! Stay down! Stay down!
- Chance: I will have pizza.
- Pizza Boy: Whoa, doggy! Stay!
- Chance: Hand it over nicely or I can take it but either way, pal. That pizza is mine!
- Sparky Michaels: I'm Sparky Michaels.
- Lucky Lasorda: I'm Lucky Lasorda.
- Trixie Uecker: And I'm Trixie Uecker.