Happy Gilmore (1996)

Paul Raskin: Starter #1 - Waterbury

Quotes 

• Happy Gilmore : Where are you going with those clubs, punk?

  [pushes young caddy to the ground] 

  Happy's Waterbury Caddy : Mr. Gilmore, I'm your caddy!

  Happy Gilmore : Oh, I'm sorry about that. Let me carry these, alright, they were my grandfather's, they're pretty old.

  Happy's Waterbury Caddy : Well, what should I do then?

  Happy Gilmore : I don't know. Why don't you just watch me, and make sure I don't do anything stupid. Okay?

  Starter #1 : Mr. Gilmore, Mr. Lafferty will be teeing off now.

  Happy Gilmore : Alright, good luck, buddy.

  Happy's Waterbury Caddy : Get out the way.

  [crowd laughs] 

  Happy Gilmore : [to caddy]  Where were you on that one, dipshit?