Flirting with Disaster (1996)
George Segal: Ed Coplin
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Quotes
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Mr. Coplin : San Diego has a big carjacking problem. They bump you, and when you stop, they mutilate you and take your car.
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Mrs. Coplin : I told you to watch out for that car!
Mr. Coplin : He was in my blind-spot.
Mrs. Coplin : You could fit the whole state of Wisconsin in your blind-spot.
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Mr. Coplin : Why is everyone getting worked up all of the sudden? I thought we were gunna talk about getting new carpeting. Taking out this crap and putting in the wall-to-wall.
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Sheriff : Bobby, take these forms back to the office, these release forms and get these nice people their car keys. This is all over here. This is a Federal agent here, and he just told me the whole story about the Shlytings.
Mr. Coplin : Schlitinooks.
Sheriff : Shitkings.
Mrs. Coplin : No, Schlichtings
Sheriff : Well, anyway, it's clear that we have the wrong people here.
Mel : That's what I've been trying to tell this guy for the last half hour.
Mrs. Coplin : Thank God for this Federal agent. And by the way, w-w-why are you not wearing pants?
Agent Paul : I had an experience, that's why.
Mrs. Coplin : What do you mean?
Agent Paul : I resisted at first, and then it evolved and it continues to evolve for me.
Mrs. Coplin : I don't know what the hell he's talking about, but I got some jewelery somewhere, if you please.