Down Periscope (1996)

Harland Williams: Sonar

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Quotes 

• Executive Officer Martin T. 'Marty' Pascal : Sonar Technician Second Class, E.T. Lovacelli, sir! Goes by the nickname "Sonar."

  Lt. Comd. Dodge : Welcome aboard, Sonar.

  "Sonar" Lovacelli : Uh, 'scuse me, sir. This is an actual Navy submarine? Not a float in a parade or something?

  Lt. Comd. Dodge : Afraid so, Sonar.

  "Sonar" Lovacelli : Huh... isn't that odd?

  [he shuffles past Dodge and starts up the gangplank] 

  Lt. Comd. Dodge : [aside to Pascal]  Don't tell me - deaf as Beethoven.

  Executive Officer Martin T. 'Marty' Pascal : [whispering]  Oh, no. Great ears, sir. Watch what you say around him, he hears everything. His last C.O. thought he was a security risk.

  [at the top of the gangplank, Sonar turns around] 

  "Sonar" Lovacelli : [yells]  Uh, excuse me, sir! I don't hear everything. And I'm quite trustworthy too.

  Lt. Comd. Dodge : Right.

• "Sonar" Lovacelli : Approaching the bottom, sir. I can hear a couple of lobsters dukin' it out.

• "Sonar" Lovacelli : [Whispering, and pointing straight up]  Sir, it's the Orlando. Someone just dropped 45 cents.

  Lt. Comd. Dodge : Are you sure?

  "Sonar" Lovacelli : Oh, yeah. A quarter and 2 dimes.

• Stepanek : Any way I can cause a problem?

  "Sonar" Lovacelli : No. We're pretty well covered for now.

  Stepanek : Shit.

• Seaman Nitro 'Mike' : Cool! Did we hit an iceberg?

  "Sonar" Lovacelli : Off the coast of Virginia?

• Lt. Comd. Dodge : Hearing anything unusual, Sonar?

  "Sonar" Lovacelli : Uh, nothing much, sir. Buckman's eating an Oreo up in the galley... Stepanak's taking a leak.

• [Dodge releases the men from active duty] 

  Lt. Comd. Dodge : [quietly to himself]  Live it up guys, you earned it.

  [from twenty yards away, Sonar turns back to the captain] 

  "Sonar" Lovacelli : [shouting back]  Thank you, sir! I'll try not to over-do it!

• Lt. Comd. Dodge : [after evading the Orlando]  Mr. Pascal, let's go to Charleston Harbor and blow something up.

  Executive Officer Martin T. 'Marty' Pascal : Now we're talking.

  "Sonar" Lovacelli : [concerned]  Are we really gonna blow something up, sir?

  Lt. Comd. Dodge : Oh no, Sonar. We just use flares.

• Lt. Comd. Dodge , Stepanek , "Sonar" Lovacelli , Planesman 1st Class Jefferson 'R.J.' Jackson , Seaman Buckman , Seaman Stanley 'Spots' Sylvesterson , Seaman Nitro 'Mike' : [singing]  It's a short little walk bound for eternity/ Yo-ho and blow the man down.

  Seaman Nitro 'Mike' : [Sinatraish]  Blow that nutso kooky punk back downtown!