Down Periscope (1996)

William H. Macy: Captain Knox

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Quotes 

• Lt. Comd. Dodge : [reading his latest fit-rep from the Captain]  This is a confirmed kill. Twenty years, down the fucking drain!

  Captain Carl Knox : Watch your language, Dodge, you know how I hate that!

  Lt. Comd. Dodge : Oh gee. Now I've gone and done it, ruined my career.

  Captain Carl Knox : [Reading a radio message]  Apparently not. This is just in from COMSUBLANT. You're to report to Norfolk immediately... to take command of your own submarine.

  Lt. Comd. Dodge : That's not funny.

  Captain Carl Knox : No, it's not. That's why they decoded it twice.

• [Buckman has just let go a huge fart] 

  Captain Carl Knox : Hear something?

  Orlando Sonarman : Yeah. Almost sounded like... an explosion.

• Captain Carl Knox : [Dodge has just completed a golf shot from the Orlando]  Well, what the heck! Why don't we pull in, so you can putt out!

• Captain Carl Knox : Perfect! We just chased down a boat full of beered-up fishermen!