Brassed Off (1996)

Jim Carter: Harry

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Quotes 

• Harry : It's a bloody euphonium!

• Women on picket line : [chanting]  The miners, united, will never be defeated.

  Andy : Poor old biddies. Don't they know they're pissing in the wind, like the rest of us?

  Ernie : Can they do that, women?

  Andy : What?

  Ernie : Piss in the wind.

  Jim : No, Ernie. That's just the point.

  Ernie : No, but on a nice day, you know, when there's no wind about. They can't - you know - get any direction on it.

  Jim : All right, whatever it is that lasses do that's pointless.

  Andy : Bloody hell. So much to choose from.

  Phil : Fart in a force ten?

  Jim : By god, Phil, you don't half know some funny women.

  Harry : Steady lads. My missus does that.

  All : [guffaw] 

  Harry : You daft bastards. Women Against Closure? That is when she's not farting in a force ten!

• Harry : Blimey, Danny, you've been on 'oliday or wha'?

  Danny : Howdayamean?

  Harry : Well, it may've escaped your notice like the pit's under threat.

  Danny : Aye. Wha'sat got'do wi'this?

  Harry : Oh my. You're right. Not alot.