Quotes
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Hoover Dam Guide : Now, can anybody tell me how much energy it takes to power Las Vegas?
Beavis : Yeah, I just have a question. Um, is this a God dam?
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Tom Anderson : [Anderson drives by] Something wrong, officer?
ATF Agent : [holds up picture of B&B] Sir, we're looking for these two fugitives.
Tom Anderson : Well, I'll be danged. That's them two kids that have been whacking in my camper.
ATF Agent : You saw these two?
Tom Anderson : I sure did. Boy, I've never seen two kids do so much damned whacking.
ATF Agent : [on walkietalkie] This is post 9, I have positive ID.
Tom Anderson : Boy, they're just like a couple of little old spidermonkeys, I tell ya.
ATF Agent : Sir, I'm gonna have to ask you and your wife to step out of the vehicle.
Tom Anderson : Well, now, wait a minute, me and the Mrs. here are on our way to Washington DC.
ATF Agent : [points gun at Anderson] Now!
Tom Anderson : [being led away] Now wait right there! You're dealing with a veteran of two foreign wars! *They're* the ones who've been whacking. I find anything broken, and I'll tangle...
Agent Fleming : Masturbating in the man's camper. We're dealing with two sick individuals. I want that camper torn apart! Full cavity searches all around! Something tells me he could be involved.