Mighty Aphrodite (1995)

Kent Blocher: Zeus

Quotes 

• [after learning that Amanda cheated on Lenny] 

  Greek Chorus : Oh my God! It's more serious than we thought!

  Greek Chorus Leader : It's very serious! Her marriage to Lenny is in crisis!

  Greek Chorus : With the passage of time, even the strongest bonds become fragile!

  Greek Chorus Leader : Great, fellas, it sounds like a fortune cookie!

  Greek Chorus : Oh, Zeus! Most potent of gods! We implore thee! We need your help! Zeus! Great Zeus! Hear us! Hear us! We call out to thee!

  Zeus : Um, this is Zeus. I'm not home right now, but you can leave a message and I'll get back to you. Please start speaking at the tone.

  [beep] 

  Greek Chorus : Call us when you get in. We need help!