Mighty Aphrodite (1995)
Michael Rapaport: Kevin
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Quotes
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Kevin : I've had 16 fights and I won all of them but 12.
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Lenny Weinrib : I'm completely superfluous.
Kevin : Oh, you don't feel good?
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Lenny Weinrib : You didn't see Schindler's List?
Kevin : No, no... that was the one with the Jews and the, um... who were the bad guys?
Lenny Weinrib : The Nazis. The blond guys were the Nazis.
Kevin : They were tough motherfuckers.
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Lenny Weinrib : I told you from day one the girl was not a virgin!
Kevin : You didn't tell me how many times though!
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Kevin : It makes my stomach sick to my stomach.
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Kevin : The last girl I was with drove me up the wall, man. She made my stomach sick to the stomach.
Lenny Weinrib : Linda is church people.
Kevin : That's what I want. I want a church girl.
Lenny Weinrib : She's great.
Kevin : I want a nice church girl. I don't want one of these fast New York sluts. I want a nice, homely girl who likes to raise a family and dogs and all that kind of thing.
Lenny Weinrib : Can I say two words to you? Can I say two words? Butter churn. Okay? Butter churn. This is a pioneer girl. This is a girl who is practically, incidentally, a virgin.
Kevin : What do you mean, "practically"?
Lenny Weinrib : I wanna level with you-- sh-she's slept with one or two guys in her life. An old college professor... a-a-and her childhood sweetheart. But both of them were killed in combat for their nation. It's a sad story.
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Kevin : You know what my dream is?
Linda Ash : What?
Kevin : I'm in a field, right? And, like, this hawk comes and picks me up in his beak, right? And then flies me, like, all over the world so I see everything. And then, like, he flies me out of the country and, like, we go up to the North Pole and he drops me in the snow. And I'm just layin' there naked. What's your dream?
Linda Ash : My dream is that somebody would come along and think that I was special, that, you know-- that they'd wanna' come and change my life for me. That's my dream.
