Mallrats (1995)
Renée Humphrey: Tricia
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Quotes
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Tricia Jones : I heard that you were going to propose to Brandi Svenning at some theme park. When are men going to learn that women want ROMANCE, not Mr. Toad's Wild Ride...
Brodie : Be fair. EVERYONE wants Mr. Toad's Wild Ride.
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Tricia Jones : I get everybody's consent before we do it. Most guys get off on it. Men are easily amused.
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[Brodie introduces Tricia to T.S]
Brodie : T.S. Quint, meet Tricia Jones. They call her "Trish the Dish."
Tricia Jones : [Shaking T.S's hand] Nobody calls me that.
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Brodie : Little Trisha here is only fifteen, but somehow she's a senior.
T.S. Quint : How did you manage that?
Brodie : [Makes sucking noises]
Tricia Jones : Don't listen to him. I studied my ass off.
Brodie : Yeah, right. So what do you say? You wanna nail T.S. Or what?
T.S. Quint : Jesus, Brodie!
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Brodie : Our little Tricia here is only 15, but somehow She's a Senior.
T.S. Quint : How'd you manage that ?
[Brodie imitates giving a BJ]
Tricia Jones : Don't listen to him. I studied my ass off.
Brodie : Yeah, right. So, what do you say? You wanna nail T.S. or what ?
T.S. Quint : Jesus, Brodie!
Brodie : Calm down. Tricia's compiling data for this book she's writing about the sex drive of men, ages 14 to 30. If I remember correctly, it's titled: Bore-gasm: Study of the Nineties' Male Sexual Prowess. Ready to get sick? Tell him about the advance you got.
Tricia Jones : Pendant Publishing gave me $20,000 based on a treatment and a sample chapter.
T.S. Quint : You're kidding.
Brodie : It's true. She'll be the youngest author to tackle the subject. So, Tricia here sleeps with a bunch of guys as research. And if that's not enough, get this, she videotapes all of them.
T.S. Quint : What?
Tricia Jones : I get everybody's consent before we do it. Most guys get off on it. Men are easily amused.