Jeffrey (1995)

Bryan Batt: Darius

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• Darius : Just think of AIDS as the guest that won't leave, the one we all hate. But you have to remember: Hey! It's still our party.

• Darius : Who's Martha Stewart?

  Sterling : She writes picture books about gracious living. Martha says that nothing else matters if you can do a nice dried floral arrangement. I worship her.

  Darius : And, um, who's Ann Miller?

  Sterling : Leave this house.

• Darius : Yes, I am in CATS. Now and forever. The way I see it, I was too young for Chorus Line, and too "happy" for Les Mis. I never did get that show. It's about a guy, who steals a loaf of bread, and then suffers for the rest of his life. For toast! Get over it.

• Darius : I love the Nutcracker. You know when I was a kid I was always afraid of the dancing mice. Now I'm a cat.

  Sterling : His therapist is ecstatic.