- [Antoinette puts her foot in David's crotch under the dinner table, David looks up in surprise]
- Antoinette: How's your meat?
- David: [chewing food] Um... hard.
- Antoinette: Maybe I should tenderize it for you.
- Kelly: [unaware] Did I overcook?
- [the voices of the now-undead Gargoli family taunts Kelly as she enter the kitchen and sees the pot on the stove. Kelly lifts the cover and, in sheer horror, sees the head of David]
- David: Hi, Kelly. Want some soup? Made it myself!
- [Kelly slams the cover down, then turns to see an undead Granny]
- Granny: [distorted] With a little help from me!
- [chuckles]
- Granny: Glad you could join us, sweetheart.
- [Granny cackles loudly as Kelly runs into the dining room where we see the mutilated and gruesome undead members of the Gargoli family having a "family dinner"]
- Albert: Kelly, my dear. Nice to see you. Join us, won't you?
- Andrea: She really doesn't have much choice, dose she?
- [the undead Granny brings out a covered dining tray]
- Granny: [distorted] Treats for the sweets!
- [Granny lifts the cover as we see the head of David; The family cheers and laughs]
- David: Hi, everybody!
- Junior: What is this, prime rib?
- [take a big bite of his meat]
- Junior: I love it!
- Albert: Mmm! Wonderful soup.
- David: Thank you.
- Antoinette: They say that the family that eats together...
- Albert: ...stays together.