The Granny (1995 Video)

Sandy Helberg: Albert

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Quotes 

• Albert : I would never tear down this house! I have such fond memories of growing up here.

  Junior : Really dad, like what?

  Albert : Like, uh, well, the time I... well, they've escaped me at the moment.

• [the voices of the now-undead Gargoli family taunts Kelly as she enter the kitchen and sees the pot on the stove. Kelly lifts the cover and, in sheer horror, sees the head of David] 

  David : Hi, Kelly. Want some soup? Made it myself!

  [Kelly slams the cover down, then turns to see an undead Granny] 

  Granny : [distorted]  With a little help from me!

  [chuckles] 

  Granny : Glad you could join us, sweetheart.

  [Granny cackles loudly as Kelly runs into the dining room where we see the mutilated and gruesome undead members of the Gargoli family having a "family dinner"] 

  Albert : Kelly, my dear. Nice to see you. Join us, won't you?

  Andrea : She really doesn't have much choice, dose she?

• [the undead Granny brings out a covered dining tray] 

  Granny : [distorted]  Treats for the sweets!

  [Granny lifts the cover as we see the head of David; The family cheers and laughs] 

  David : Hi, everybody!

  Junior : What is this, prime rib?

  [take a big bite of his meat] 

  Junior : I love it!

  Albert : Mmm! Wonderful soup.

  David : Thank you.

  Antoinette : They say that the family that eats together...

  Albert : ...stays together.