Falling from the Sky: Flight 174 (1995 TV Movie)

Philip Maurice Hayes: Bob Rand

Quotes 

• [trying to assume the crash landing position, Bob's seat in front of him falls] 

  Bob Rand : [screaming]  What's wrong with this? Why can't you people do anything right? This damn seat's collapsing.

  Lynn Brown : It's designed to do that, Sir! It cushions you if you just rest on it, and don't try to mash it.

  Bob Rand : What's the matter? We're all going to die anyway.

  Lynn Brown : Would you please be quiet? I have a little daughter waiting for me at home, and I have *no* intention of dying!

  Bob Rand : Bull! This plane's going to...

  Lynn Brown : [raising her voice]  Sir, shut your stupid mouth!

  [Lynn slams the seat back to its upright position] 

• Larry Roberts : [over the PA]  Uh, would the cabin crew please report to the forward galley?

  Phil Lyons : [raising his glass]  Here's to accurate dental records.

  Bob Rand : [stopping flight attendant Florence on her way to the front]  Hey! What the hell is going on?

  Florence Bisaillon : Uh, routine, Sir. Just routine for us to meet on long flights, to check the liquor inventory...

  Bob Rand : Don't give me that bull. I'm a paying customer. I pay your damn wages. Now, what's going on?

  Florence Bisaillon : If you *must* swear, could you keep your voice down?

  [keeps walking] 

  Bob Rand : Hey! Hey! Hey!

  Phil Lyons : I knew I shouldn't have bothered with my stupid family reunion. I knew it. Thank God I didn't bring Gloria along.

  Bob Rand : At least you're on vacation. I've got to go back to work on Monday.

  Phil Lyons : What do you do?

  Bob Rand : [sighs]  I coach at the local High School.

  Phil Lyons : Well, I guess I pay your wages, then, don't I?