Braveheart (1995)

Jimmy Chisholm: Faudron

Quotes 

• Guard : Volunteers comin' in!

  Faudron : [kneels]  William Wallace, we've come to fight and to die for you.

  William Wallace : Stand up, man, I'm not the Pope.

  Faudron : [smiles and stands]  My name is Faudron. My sword is yours. I brought you this.

  [reaches for something, Hamish tries to stop him] 

  Guard : We checked 'em for arms.

  Faudron : I brought you this.

  [pulls out a sash] 

  Faudron : My wife made it for you.

  William Wallace : Thank you.

  Stephen : [starts laughing]  Him? That can't be William Wallace. I'm *prettier* than this man!

  [to the sky] 

  Stephen : Alright, Father, I'll ask him.

  [to William] 

  Stephen : If I risk my neck for you, will I get a chance to kill Englishmen?

  Hamish : Is your father a ghost, or do you converse with the Almighty?

  Stephen : In order to find his equal, an Irishman is forced to talk to God.

  [to the sky] 

  Stephen : Yes, Father!

  [to Hamish] 

  Stephen : The Almight says, "Don't change the subject, just answer the fuckin' question."

  Hamish : Mind your tongue.

  Campbell : Insane Irish.

  Stephen : [draws a dagger on Campbell; everyone draws weapons]  Smart enough to get a dagger past your guards, old man.

  William Wallace : That's my friend, Irishman. And the answer to your question is "yes". You fight for me, you get to kill the English.

  Stephen : [grins]  Excellent!

  [removes his dagger] 

  Stephen : Stephen is my name. I the most wanted man on my island, except I'm not on my island, of course. More's the pity.

  Hamish : "Your island"? You mean Ireland?

  Stephen : Yeah. It's mine.

  Hamish : You're a madman.

  Stephen : [nods and starts laughing, then Hamish does as well]  I've come to the right place, then.