- Piemaster: And soon every Man Jack Woman and Child shall eat of the Shrewsbury Pie Pie! Unless those Bureaucrats in Brussels have their way!
- Menstruating Woman: We weren't your real friends! We only liked your money
- Teacher: The Marking must be done!
- The Man: Yay! It's summer! Come on, Ant, let's arse about in just our pants!
- Stewart Lee: Now, the Man was jealous of the contented tortoise...