- Gus Lloyd: I don't remember programming you to be so full of crap.
- Sebastian Jackal: Kid... think to yourself... why did you create me?
- Sebastian Jackal: Well, if it isn't that Cold-Steel Kid as I live and breathe, which - son of a gun - I am!
- Lauren: Sugar is his weakness because... he is a dentist. Gee, really creative, Gus.
- Gus Lloyd: No, no, no... he's not a dentist. He's an orthodontist. The one that put braces on me when I was a teenager.
- Lauren: Well, Gus, you have a beautiful smile. You should be thanking this guy. Not making him into one of your bad guys.
- [Lauren storms into the room obviously upset]
- Peter Rucker: Is anything... oh, how should I put this... Wrong?