The Road Killers (1994)

John Pyper-Ferguson: Hauser

Quotes 

• Hauser : You're lucky I like you.

  Cliff : Who me?

  Hauser : No him!

  Cliff : Oh

  Hauser : I love you... you're my little brother come here and give me a hug... get you're ass over here

  [Cliff hugs him] 

• Cliff : [Suddenly stops driving the car]  I wanna talk about mom

  Hauser : I don't

  Cliff : You said I shot mom, but I distinctly remember I was in the bath tub. So how can I have shot mom if I was in the bathtub? It wasn't me who shot her was it?

  Hauser : Don't look at me like that! I couldn't let her keep on touching you in that way. I covered you, you covered me remember? That was our game!

  Cliff : Our game?

  Hauser : [crying]  Our game!

• Hauser : [on why's in prison]  I thumbed arrive from kansas to see my brother, I haven't seen the boy in seventeen years. Sheriff thinks that's not a good idea. Because the last time we were together caused a little bit of a problem... so here I am... till I decide to leave town.

• Hauser : Really wanna get out of those cuffs? What you do is, grab your hand and twist 'til you hear a crack. Slides right through. Only problem is... fuck up your golf game. I used to shoot in the low eighties. Now

  [practices golf swing, winces at his hand] 

  Hauser : lucky if I break a hundred.