Muriel's Wedding (1994)

Rachel Griffiths: Rhonda

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Quotes 

• Tania : Why don't you come have a drink with us?

  Rhonda : You want to have a drink with me?

  Tania : Well, yeah. We wouldn't want you to spend the entire holiday alone. It's not like in high school where you should feel you're not good enough to talk to us.

  Rhonda : I don't.

  Tania : If I feel you've changed, I'll tell you. I'm honest. Unlike some people, I tell it like it is.

  Rhonda : The truth? I tell the truth too. Nicole's having an affair with Chook. Muriel saw them fucking in the laundry room on your wedding day. Stick your drink up your ass, Tania. I'd rather swallow razor blades than have a drink with you. Oh, by the way... I'm not alone. I'm with Muriel.

• Rhonda : I had cancer. It's all right, they cut it out.

  Cheryl : You were so full of life.

  Rhonda : I'm not dead, Cheryl.

• Rhonda : Sorry, Mum. You know I love you, but you drive me crazy. And you three, what a bunch of cocksuckers.

• [last lines] 

  Muriel , Rhonda : Goodbye, Porpoise Spit!

• Rhonda : Cancer? Oh my God! I am gonna go bald and have to eat macrobiotic food!

• Rhonda : You're right, you are a new person, and you stink. "Mariel VanArkle" stinks. And she's not half the person Muriel Heslop was.

• Muriel : He said if I ever left him, he would find out who I was living with and shoot them. Then, he'd shoot me, then himself.

  Rhonda : Shit, he really loved you, didn't he?

• Muriel : When I lived in Porpoise Spit, no one looked at me. But when I moved to Sydney, Brice asked me out and that proves that I changed and I'm not her anymore.

  Rhonda : Her?

  Muriel : Muriel! Muriel Heslop. Stupid, fat and useless. I hate her! I'm never going back to being her again! Why can't it be me? Why can't I be the one?

• Rhonda : I've seen your book. You've tried on every dress in Sydney!

  Muriel : That doesn't mean I'm gonna get married.

  Rhonda : Then what DOES it mean?

  Muriel : It means I WANT to get married. I've always wanted to get married.

• Rhonda : Are you Muriel Heslop?

  Muriel : No.

  Rhonda : Yes, you are!

  Muriel : Why?

  Rhonda : I dunno why, you just are.

• Rhonda : Rose Biggs? Are you friends with her?

  Tania : Once we got to know her, we found out she was just like us.

  Rhonda : But Rose Biggs sucked your husband's cock!

  Rhonda's Mother : Rhonda!

  Rhonda : Well she did!

  Tania : I know, but I sucked her husband's cock, and it made me realise, we all make mistakes.

• Rhonda : [regarding her tumor]  How did I get it? I mean, it's nothing to do with too much sex, is it?

• Bridal Manageress #2 : Now, now, now... just a minute. You can't come in here and threaten brides. I don't care how unfortunate, you are!

  Rhonda : Fuck off!