Dumb and Dumber (1994)

Charles Rocket: Nicholas Andre

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• Lloyd Christmas : Listen, Mr. Samsonite, about the briefcase, my friend Harry and I have every intention of fully reimbursing you.

  Nicholas Andre : Open it up. Open it up!

  Lloyd Christmas : [Motioning to Mary]  Go ahead, open it up. Do what he says. Hurry.

  Nicholas Andre : What is this? What is this? Where's all the money?

  Lloyd Christmas : That's as good as money, sir. Those are I.O.U.'s. Go ahead and add it up, every cent's accounted for. Look, see this? That's a car. 275 thou. Might wanna hang onto that one.

• Nicholas Andre : [sees Harry and Lloyd approaching in their ridiculous suits]  Uhh, excuse me gentlemen... this is a $500-a-plate dinner. Goodnight.

  Harry Dunne : $500. Okay, no problem. Put us down for four.

  Lloyd Christmas : In case we want seconds!

• Harry Dunne : Weirdo.

  Lloyd Christmas : Sucker of big, brown dirty eggs.

  Harry Dunne : Idiot.

  Lloyd Christmas : Fried teeth-licker of salmon fried fish!

  Harry Dunne : Moron.

  Lloyd Christmas : Raider of the Lost Fart!

  Harry Dunne : Rump roast.

  Lloyd Christmas : Licker of dirty chicken butts.

  Harry Dunne : Buttfish.

  Lloyd Christmas : Masterbatorio... er, soiler of towels.

  Nicholas Andre : SHUT UP!

• Nicholas Andre : [Over the phone]  Don't forget that your bread plate is on the left! Look, I can't have these guys running around Aspen!

  Joe Mentalino : Don't worry. They ain't gonna be running around nowhere after I dump a little rat poison in their Shirley Temple.

• Lloyd Christmas : Excuse me, gunman. Who are you?

  Nicholas Andre : Don't play dumb with me, asshole! I'm the rightful owner of the briefcase you've been carrying around!