Cool and the Crazy (1994 TV Movie)

Matthew Flint: Joey

Quotes 

• Michael : [Michael is watching TV when the phone rings]  Hello?

  Joey : I'm gonna take her clothes off real slow... till she's begging for it. And then I'm only going to give it to her... when she admits that you're a piece of shit -

  [Michael hangs the phone up] 

• Joey : Women are dumb. Dumber than corn.