The Cisco Kid (1994 TV Movie)

Cheech Marin: Pancho

Quotes 

• Old Cantina Lady : What do you want?

  Pancho : Something to eat and a cerevza.

  Cisco Kid : And I'll have a senorita.

  Old Cantina Lady : I am the only senorita.

  Cisco Kid : Make that two cervezas.

• Cisco Kid : I don't fight for causes.

  Pancho : Well, what do you fight for?

• Cisco Kid : I can't believe this. I think they are really going to kill us.

  Pancho : Are you afraid to die?

  Cisco Kid : I'd rather live.

  Pancho : Me too!

• Cisco Kid : Well, come on!

  Pancho : I can't.

  Cisco Kid : What are you afraid of? Dying?

  Pancho : No, I'm afraid of breaking my leg and then living!

• Rosa : Look at you! You're a priest now!

  Pancho : I did it for you, so no woman would want me no more!

• Cisco Kid : Hombre, do you know what they call a Mexican with a good horse and money over there?

  Pancho : What?

  Cisco Kid : A bandit.

• Cisco Kid : Pancho, the first thing we do is find some senoritas and some food.

  Pancho : Senoritas?

  Cisco Kid : For me. Food... for you.

• Pancho : So what part of Mexico is your home, Cisco?

  Cisco Kid : Ah, I'm not from Mexico. I was born and raised in Los Angeles.

  Pancho : [shocked]  So you're not a...

  Cisco Kid : Nope, American.

• [repeated line] 

  Cisco Kid : Ooooh, Pancho!

  Pancho : Ooooh, Cisco!

  Cisco Kid : Let's ride!