Angels in the Outfield (1994)

Albert Alexander Garcia: Pablo Garcia

Quotes 

• [the players are touching a post as they walk into the locker room] 

  Frank Gates : Why do you idiots do that after you've lost?

  Ray Mitchell : It's for good luck, man.

  Danny Hemmerling : After 15 straight losses, I say we find something else to rub.

  Pablo Garcia : How about Triscuitt's head?

  Triscuitt Messmer : Hey, don't even think about touching me anywhere.

  Jose Martinez : [stops reaching for it]  Fatty pants.

  Whitt Bass : You know, maybe we should do this *before* we lose.

• George Knox : I want you all here, in uniform, at 9 tomorrow! We're going back to work on fundamentals!

  [the team groans] 

  Abascal (Angels Player) : Fundamentals? In the middle of the season?

  Whitt Bass : I thought the game started at 1.

  George Knox : It DOES start at 1. And you're a jack-ass!

  Whitt Bass : No, I'm a pitcher.

  George Knox : [Knox storms off] 

  Pablo Garcia : Well, you're a pitcher and a jack-ass.

  Jose Martinez : Si, it's very common.

• Jose Martinez : [singing to the tune of the Star-Spangled Banner]  Jose, can you see?

  Whitt Bass : Wait a second, the first word is "Jose"? I thought it was...

  Pablo Garcia : It's Jose, we know.

  Whitt Bass : Wow! It's about a Spanish guy!

  [singing and walking away] 

  Whitt Bass : Jose, can you see?

  Pablo Garcia : I don't believe it, man.

  Jose Martinez : He's so easy.