Airheads (1994)
Michael Richards: Doug Beech
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Quotes
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Milo : I'm gonna need you to come in tomorrow. I'm cutting loose a lot of dead weight. There's gonna be a lot going on here.
Doug Beech : Oh, boy...
Milo : Problem?
Doug Beech : Well, I've been having a little bit of itching on my, um...
[Milo waits]
Doug Beech : I mean, it could be hemorrhoids.
Milo : I don't wanna hear that.
Doug Beech : No, I know. It's just that I made an appointment with my proctologist to get some type of... cream or something.
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Carl Mace : You got any kind of training?
Doug Beech : Well, I was in the Merchant Marines.
Carl Mace : Marines. Yeah, I copy.
[gets distracted for a moment]
Doug Beech : But, I was an accountant.
Carl Mace : Nah, you won't be held accountable.