Airheads (1994)

Michael McKean: Milo Jackson

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Quotes 

• Milo : You're gonna scream "Rock and Roll"? You're gonna go to jail for that?

  Ian : There's a saying Milo: If it's too loud, you're too old.

• [after catching Pip and Suzzi having sex] 

  Milo : Ahhhhh. You're screwing on my $1400 leather couch!

  Rex : What's with the scream fest... aw, Pip.

• Milo : All right I know you guys think I'm a dick... cheese... burger, or whatever.

• Milo : I'm gonna need you to come in tomorrow. I'm cutting loose a lot of dead weight. There's gonna be a lot going on here.

  Doug Beech : Oh, boy...

  Milo : Problem?

  Doug Beech : Well, I've been having a little bit of itching on my, um...

  [Milo waits] 

  Doug Beech : I mean, it could be hemorrhoids.

  Milo : I don't wanna hear that.

  Doug Beech : No, I know. It's just that I made an appointment with my proctologist to get some type of... cream or something.

• Marcus : Milo, didn't I tell you to knock when you come to my office?

  Milo : Just keep quiet and get that reel-to-reel deck down to the booth.

  Marcus : Oh, gonna tell me to shut up now? Uh-huh, uh-huh. See, a brother can't open his mouth without the white man slap him down.

  Milo : Just do it, Marcus.

  [Milo steps aside to reveal Rex holding a gun] 

  Marcus : Damn.