Ace Ventura: Pet Detective (1994)

Noble Willingham: Riddle

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• Riddle : [angry]  How in the hell do you lose a five hundred pound fish?

  [Melissa wants to say something] 

  Riddle : What?

  Melissa : I'm sorry sir, I was just going to say, that it's not a fish, it's a mammal.

  Riddle : Thank you, Miss Jacques Cousteau.

• Riddle : I don't give a good goddamn about that fish. Fillet it and fast food it if'ya want'to. All I give a damn about's winning the Super Bowl. My athletes have got to have their heads in the right place. Shit, Roger, you been in this business a long time. You know how superstitious these players are.

  [Roger hides his rabbit foot key chain] 

  Riddle : I've got a quarterback who puts his socks on backwards. Has since high school. I've got a line backer who has not washed his jockey strap in two years because he thinks flies are lucky.