Ace Ventura: Pet Detective (1994)

Dan Marino: Dan Marino

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Quotes 

• Dan Marino : Hey Ace?

  Ace Ventura : Yeah, Dan?

  Dan Marino : You got anymore of that gum?

  Ace Ventura : That's none of your damn business and I'll thank you to stay out of my personal affairs.

  Dan Marino : You're a weird guy, Ace. A weird guy.

• [Lt. Einhorn is pointing a gun at Ace's head] 

  Ace Ventura : [begging]  Don't kill me. Please! I'll never tell anyone, I swear. He's the one you want, kill him!

  Dan Marino : No, no kill him.

  Ace Ventura : No kill him. He held the ball, remember? Come on, look at the guy.

  [Lt. Einhorne shoots into the air] 

  Dan Marino : Cry-baby.

  Ace Ventura : Jock.

  Dan Marino : Whimp.

  Ace Ventura : Muscle-head.

  Lois Einhorn : SHUT UP.

• Dan Marino : Hi, I'm Dan Marino and if anyone knows the value of protection it's me.

• Lois Einhorn : What's the matter, Dan? Aren't you having fun? I just love Super Bowl Sunday! Don't you, Dan? A magical afternoon... where dreams are made... and crushed!

  Dan Marino : Look, lady, if you want tickets, you're going about it the wrong way!

  Lois Einhorn : Do I look familiar to you, Dan? Does it seem as if we've met someplace before?

  Dan Marino : I-I don't know. I get hit in the head a lot.

• Dan Marino : Who are you?

  Ace Ventura : Ace Ventura, Pet Detective. I've been sent in with a special play. Quarter back sneak