Ace Ventura: Pet Detective (1994)

Mark Margolis: Shickadance

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Quotes 

• Mr. Shickadance : Ventuuurrraaa.

  Ace Ventura : Yes, Satan? Oh, I'm sorry, sir. You sounded like someone else.

  Mr. Shickadance : Never mind the wisecracks, Ventura...

  [coughs in Ace's face] 

  Mr. Shickadance : ... you owe me rent.

  Ace Ventura : Mr. Shickadance, I told you, you're my first priority. I'm on a very big case right now. Check this out. Look at that.

  [shows him a flyer] 

  Ace Ventura : That's a true Albino pigeon. Some rich guy lost it. He's offering a $25,000 reward. As soon as I find this bird, you're paid.

  Mr. Shickadance : I heard animals in there, Ventura. I heard 'em again this mornin' scratchin' around.

  Ace Ventura : I never bring my work home with me, sir.

  Mr. Shickadance : Oh yeah? What's all this pet food for?

  Ace Ventura : Fiber.

• Ace Ventura : [to Shickadance]  Wanna take a look inside? C'mon. C'mon!

  [he shakes his keys acting like they're stuck. The door opens. Ace enters] 

  Ace Ventura : Go ahead. Snoop around!

  [Mr. Shickadance enters, looks around and sniffs] 

  Ace Ventura : Well? Are you satisfied?

  Mr. Shickadance : Just don't let me catch you with an animal here, that's all.

  Ace Ventura : All right! Take care now! Bye-bye, then!

  [slams door in front of Mr. Shickadance's face] 

  Ace Ventura : L-oser!