Ace Ventura: Pet Detective (1994)

Udo Kier: Camp

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• Ronald Camp : Who is he, a friend?

  Melissa : No, this is my date. He's a lawyer.

  Ronald Camp : Well, does he have a name, or should I call him "lawyer?"

  Melissa : No, this is Ace... um, Tom Ace.

  Ace Ventura : Tom Ace. Pleasure to meet you, Sir, and may I congratulate you on all your success... you smell TERRIFIC! I was just telling Melissa that one of the first things we learned back at... Stanford Law... was the modern proliferation of food poisoning claims against wealthy, private homeowners. In fact, if one were so inclined, one could make quite a lucrative law practice on little else. How is everyone feeling tonight?

  Ronald Camp : [nervously]  Very, very well, thank you.

• Ace Ventura : Excuse me, Ron, I need to use the bathroom.

  [whispering loudly] 

  Ace Ventura : I think it's the pâté.

  Ronald Camp : Sure, right over there.

  Ace Ventura : Thanks! Stuff probably looks better on the way out, huh?

• Ronald Camp : I'm very sorry, Mr. Ace. I'll have the plumbing checked immediately.

  Ace Ventura : Be sure that you do. If I'd been drinking out of the toilet, I might've been killed.

• Ronald Camp : [about his fish collection]  They're wonderful, aren't they?

  Melissa : Yes, they certainly are.

  Ronald Camp : No matter what's going on in my life, I can always watch them swim and be totally at peace.