Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles III (1993)

Paige Turco: April O'Neil

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• Donatello : [gets up and looks around after landing face first in a shallow pond]  Mud wrestling is defintely a spectator sport... Gross.

  Donatello : [picks up his helmet and pours out mud]  Grosser.

  Donatello : April? Yo!

  April O'Neill : [splashes mud at Donatello]  Here! Help me up.

  Donatello : Whoa! Alright, I'm comin'. A little mud, no problem.

  Donatello : [picks up April out of the mud but slips and falls on his back]  Wait! Wait!

  April O'Neill : This is the worst rescue I've ever had.

  Donatello : Help! I'm a turtle and I can't get up!

  Donatello : [April picks him up from the mud]  Thanks.

  April O'Neill : We better get out of here.

  Donatello : Think of it the bright side, April. We could've landed in a great, big, greasy pile of...

  April O'Neill : Don't even say it, Donny.

• Donatello : [April trims the leg part of her uniform]  Whoa, leg-o-rama!

  April O'Neill : Hey, I'm allowed. It's my vacation.

  Donatello , Leonardo : Absolutely! Shwing!

• April O'Neill : I'm going to find an apartment. I have an idea we're going to be here for a long time.

  Leonardo : An apartment?

  Michaelangelo : Do they have apartments in Japan?

  Raphael : Do I look like a real estate agent?

  Leonardo : What about condos?

• April O'Neill : [about Whit]  He is lower than scum! He gives scum a bad name.

  Walker : Of course he does, that's why I hired him.

• April O'Neill : This is absolutely the worst rescue I have ever had.

• April O'Neill : Would somebody please tell me what the heck is going on around here?

  Donatello : Well, relax, April. It's just your, uh, ordinary time travel equal-mass-displacement kind of thing.

• Whit : Take me with you.

  April O'Neill : Where? New York? Nahh, you wouldn't fit in. I mean, uh,

  [takes in his grungy appearance] 

  April O'Neill : well, actually you *would* fit in.

• April O'Neill : Why don't you get a *real* job, cue ball?

• April O'Neill : You don't mean - you're not seriously suggesting that Donatello is going to make an incredibly arcane time travel machine, are you?

  Leonardo , Michaelangelo , Raphael , Donatello : No, of course not!

  Michaelangelo : That'd be totally bogus.

  Raphael : Really stupid!

  April O'Neill : Well, that's a relief.

  Donatello : [points over his shoulder]  No, that guy's gonna make it.