Super Mario Bros. (1993)

Fisher Stevens: Iggy Koopa

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Quotes 

• King Koopa : I am very disappointed in you, cousins.

  Spike : Fascist!

  Iggy : Oppressor of the proletariat!

  King Koopa : Guy in charge!

• Spike : [has had his brain evolved to higher intelligence]  Ignatius, do you know what the square root of 36,481 is?

  Iggy : What are you talking about?

  Spike : 191!

• Lena : Hello, morons.

  Iggy , Spike : Hello!

• Spike : We were wrong again. How many times have we got this wrong?

  Iggy : *You've* gotten it wrong five times.

  Spike : Home for five. Home for five. What percent is that?

  Iggy : I dunno. Let me think.

  [pause] 

  Iggy : I dunno. But it's not good.

  Spike : If we get it wrong one more time, he's gonna kill us.

  Iggy : He's not gonna kill us. He's not that nice.

• King Koopa : Now... where's the rock?

  [Iggy and Spike look at each other, then at Koopa] 

  Iggy , Spike : Rock, sir?

  King Koopa : The meteorite piece that she wears around her neck, and I told you not to forget it!

  Spike : That rock!

  Iggy : I told you not to forget it!

  King Koopa : And I told you to remind him! Without that rock, the meteorite lays dormant! I'll not be able to merge the dimensions! Where is it?

  Iggy , Spike : The plumbers took it.

  King Koopa : [whispers]  Plumbers?

  [to Lena] 

  King Koopa : Plumber alert!

• [Iggy and Spike have become more intelligent] 

  King Koopa : Both of you, go to the desert!

  Iggy : Excuse me, excuse me. That hardly seems logical, does it? Perhaps we should stay here and formulate our own strategy. Tete-tete, inner circle, that sort of thing.

  King Koopa : Here's what's logical to me: If you do not return with the plumbers and the rock... I shall personally... kill you.

  Iggy : ...We're going.

• [after the ending credits] 

  Japanese Salesman 1 : Well, I must say, we have a very generous proposal.

  Japanese Salesman 2 : A video game based on your many adventures.

  Japanese Salesman 1 : What would you call it?

  [We now see that they are addressing, not Mario and Luigi, but Iggy and Spike] 

  Iggy : "Iggy's World".

  Spike : [shakes head]  "The Indomitable Spike".

  Iggy : "The Super Koopa Cousins"!

  Spike : "The Super Koopa Cousins"!

• Luigi : By the bar, that big lady with the red spikes took the rock.

  Iggy : Was she corpulent? Very corpulent?

  Luigi : No no, she was just really round.

  Spike : Ah-ha!

  [snapping fingers] 

  Spike : Big Bertha! The bouncer at the Boom-Boom Bar!

• Mario : If you 2 don't start talkin' we're gonna leave ya to these guys... for lunch.

  Luigi : Now, where's Daisy?

  Spike : No, no, no, no. Where's the rock, Scalywag?

  Luigi : Where's Daisy, Butt-Breath?

  Iggy : Where's the rock, Overweaning-Rogue?

  Luigi : Not till ya give us Daisy, Biscuit-Head!

  Spike : WHERE IS THE ROCK?

  Mario : SHUT UP!

• [Entering the Boom Boom Bar] 

  Luigi : Isn't this a little bit feminine?

  Iggy : Yes, I know. It was my ex wife's.

  Mario : But you wear this stuff?

  Spike : Yes. On occasion, we have a... date.

  Mario : Who do you date, a canary?

• Iggy : [Iggy and Spike mistake Daniella for Daisy]  Where are you going?

  Spike : I'm gonna get the girl.

  Iggy : That's not the girl.

  Spike : Yeah, it is, she's wearing a disguise. I could spot her a mile away.

  Iggy : Of course she's wearing a disguise. She thinks she can fool us. I'm gonna go get her.

  Spike : *I'm* gonna go get her.

  Iggy : Wait a minute. We'll follow her and then we'll both go get her.

  Spike : Good idea. I'll bag her, you grab her.

  Iggy : No, *I'll* grab her, *you* bag her.

  Spike : That's what I said.

  Iggy : Exactly.

• Iggy : Between us, Spike doesn't have a thought in his brain, sir!

  Spike : Ha, ha, ha! He's a liar, sir. Between us, Iggy doesn't have a brain in his head!

  King Koopa : I agree.