Son of the Pink Panther (1993)
Elizabeth Banks: Nurse
Quotes
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Maria Gambrelli : [Dreyfus is in his hospital bed, watching 'A Day At the Races' with the Marx Brothers and Margaret Dumont; Mrs. Dumont says "Oh, dear! Come, gentlemen, let us begin!" Groucho responds with "Oh, you shouldn't have done that, now we're all unsterilized." The Marxes go to the washbasin singing 'Down By The Old Mill Stream'; Maria, Jacques and Sgt. Duval enter Dreyfus's hospital room] How are you?
Police Commisioner Charles Dreyfus : Terrible.
Gendarme Jacques Gambrelli : Oh, no doubt it was a 'beumb'.
Police Commisioner Charles Dreyfus : A what?
Maria Gambrelli : A bomb.
Police Commisioner Charles Dreyfus : A -
[Dreyfus suddenly coughs]
Maria Gambrelli : Oh, you should rest, Charles.
Police Commisioner Charles Dreyfus : How do you know my... first name?
Maria Gambrelli : You told me in the ambulance.
Police Commisioner Charles Dreyfus : [confused] That's strange, I - I don't remember, but I remember you.
Maria Gambrelli : You said: "My name is Charlie Dreyfus, and I'm going to be a policeman."
Police Commisioner Charles Dreyfus : I used to say that... as a child. I must have been delirious.
[Jacques picks up the bed control, mistaking it for the TV remote]
Maria Gambrelli : No, you were very sweet.
Police Commisioner Charles Dreyfus : I was?
Maria Gambrelli : Yes.
Police Commisioner Charles Dreyfus : [Jacques pushes the remote's buttons, trying to adjust the TV, and the bed suddenly shifts] What's this? What's this? What? Oh, something's happened. Ow! Ow!
Maria Gambrelli : Jacques!
[At this point, the bed's mishaps take a remarkably simaliar coincidental parallel to the examination bed scene in 'A Day At The Races']
Police Commisioner Charles Dreyfus : Wrong mechanism!
Police Commisioner Charles Dreyfus : Stop!
Maria Gambrelli : Oh, Jacques!
Police Commisioner Charles Dreyfus : Stop it, please! Please! What are you doing. Give me that!
Maria Gambrelli : Give it to me!
Police Commisioner Charles Dreyfus : Something terrible has happened!
Nurse : [the nurse takes the bed remote and gives Jacques the TV remote] There! There! Now don't play with it again!
Police Commisioner Charles Dreyfus : [relieved] Thank you, nurse.