Hocus Pocus (1993)
Michael McGrady: Cop
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Quotes
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Dani : Officer! Officer!
Allison : Officer, we need your help.
Cop : What's the problem?
Dani : [to Max] Tell him.
Allison : Go ahead.
Max : [nervously] Well, um well, you see I just moved here. Well, you see? It's like this: I I um broke into the old Sanderson house and I brought the witches back from the dead. See, I even have the book.
Cop : [disapprovingly] You lit the Black Flamed Candle?
Max : Yeah.
Cop : Come on. Okay, let's get on the sidewalk.
Dani : And he's a virgin.
[the cop stares at them]
Cop : [to Max] Come here.
[Max comes closer to him]
Cop : [whispers] Are you a virgin?
Max : Yeah.
Cop : Really?
Max : Look, I'll get it tattooed on my forehead, okay?
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Allison : Officer, this is not a prank!
Dani : Really!
Cop : Hey! I put my life on the line to protect this community, and you punks pull this? Get out of here.
Allison : [runs off in fear with Max, Dani, and Binx] Come on, Dani.
Cop : And take that cat with you.
[the cop laughs]
Cop's Girlfriend : [comes out wearing a Halloween costume] What's so funny, Eddie?
Cop : Ah, just a bunch of kids pulling my chain. They thought I was a real cop.
[his girlfriend laughs]