Ernest Rides Again (1993)
Jim Varney: Ernest
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Quotes
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Ernest : Know what I mean?
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Ernest : I had a preconceived notion once. But it turned out to be something I'd already thought of.
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Ernest : I had a finding device once. I lost it.
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Ernest : Isn't that one of those lizards that when its tail falls off, it can grow another lizard?
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Ernest : Why the long face? I thought you were a "hysterical" professor.
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Ernest : [after approaching a sign reading "Apple Maggot Contamination - Do not pass go, do not collect $200] Stopped by apple maggots again!
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Ernest : [as Dr. Glencliff's Cadillac is approaching Ernest, Abner, and the cannon from the distance] Uh oh, it's that crazy doctor in the Batmobile!
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Ernest : im just a few steps away from being a cartoon charector.
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Ernest : doctor melon help me out im stuck there may be bugs in here or a vampire or a dentist.
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[after the villains try to buzz-saw through his head to get the crown off, to no avail]
Ernest : I'm lucky it hit the hard end!