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4/10
"What would your mother say if she saw what you're doing now?!"
The_Phantom_Projectionist25 November 2015
Despite having one of the shorter careers among the crop of early-90s action heroes, Dale Cook nonetheless found the time to try and make stars out of a couple of kids he might have chosen at random from the local karate school. The vehicle he co-stars them in would be his only PG-rated film to date, and also the only one of his which features established stars that the average American viewer would recognize. Seeing how disappointing this one turned out, it seems like a waste of resources...

The story: When Jimmy (Lorne Berfield) and Lisa (Crystal Summers) - the children of kickboxing champion Greg Matthews (Cook) - witness the kidnapping of an archaeologist (Linda Blair) by a gangster looking to find a lost treasure (Joe Estevez), they take it upon themselves to save her by employing their martial talents.

I have to admit, Lorne Berfield and Crystal Summers definitely look like they've had some legitimate martial arts training, and the script is so weak that they can't really be held accountable for their dramatic shortcomings, but honestly, I'm not surprised that these two didn't have much of a career in movies. They have little charisma, and their characters are a whiny duo whose physical competence is largely the result of the sheer incompetence of the goofy henchmen they beat up again, and again, and again. Even Joe Estevez's character is a pathetic goof who's easily foiled by slapstick antics. Surrounded by such buffoonery, Dale Cook himself manages to look like a decent actor, but the only standout dramatic parts are delivered by Linda Blair, in some weird-out scenes wherein she's hypnotized and some reverted back to childhood.

The film's heavy-handed comedy begs you to not take the movie seriously, but comedy itself isn't very funny if you're older than six or seven. The majority of the villains are so stupid and the majority of the physical comedy is so poorly set up that it's almost embarrassing to watch, like a college production gone awry. This bleeds over to the martial arts content, which - while ample - doesn't deliver what anyone who's already seen a couple of karate flicks could want. There are ten fights, but most of these gimmicky, one-sided encounters wherein the kids beat up Robert Z'dar and Chuck Williams. The vastly underrated Ron Hall shows up in the beginning and end of the movie to do some flips and throw some kicks, but while his fight with Dale Cook is the best of the picture, it's tarnished by speedy editing.

The muddy production values make the film visually indistinguishable from the rest of Cook's work, but even the Apollo of the kickboxing circuit has done better than this. If you're really interested in this for some reason, don't buy it for over a couple of bucks, and otherwise don't bother with it at all.
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2/10
It never ends!
BandSAboutMovies13 June 2019
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I won't lie, seeing that Vidmark Entertainment logo made a tear slowly creep down my face. We're a worse off people for the loss of direct to video companies like this and the warm hazy feel of a rented VHS tape. This is the movie that you never wanted to rent - the kid-friendly movie - when you really just wanted to watch Laserblast or Bleeders, the only rental I've ever seen that had blood inside the cover art that you could play with. But hey - for the dads, here's some Linda Blair to assuage your pain.

Jimmy and Lisa (Jimmy got a special thanks in 3 Ninjas, the film this rips off the most) get into trouble when their dad (Dale Cook from American Kickboxer 2 and numerous other kick and punch films with numbers in their titles) goes away for a tournament. They witness some bad guys kidnap an archaeologist named Claudia (if you're gonna get kidnapped in a movie like this, chances are you're Linda Blair) and decide to save her.

The main bad guy is named Nadir and he's played by Joe Estevez, the Sheen brother who never got the chance to make opposites attract with Paula Abdul or have tiger blood in his DNA. No, he was too busy putting his head down and appearing in films like Soultaker, The Roller Blade Seven, Legend of the Roller Blade Seven, Karate Raider, Baby Ghost, Blood Slaves of the Vampire Wolf (where he plays Joe Estevez) and the eventual Return of the Roller Blade Seven. Joe's a worker - his IMDB count is at 285 movie appearances.

Of course, the other bad guys all pretty much are lifeless, minus Maniac Cop himself Robert Z'Dar, whose face is the best special effect ever.

There's some nonsense about a stolen tablet and the kids have to outwit guns and hardened criminals with their magical kung fu. I started watching this at 4 AM and fell asleep at some point - it could have been 3 or 33 minutes, much like how time is distorted in heaven or hell - and my wife came down, watched a minute and fell asleep, only to wake up repeatedly to the same scene and the same fight. Truly, this is the movie that never ends. Even as I write this review, I'm worried that this is all going to end like Jacob's Ladder and I'll be back on my couch, watching Double Blast all over again.
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4/10
double flush
talllwoood1320 February 2024
This is such a bad movie. This just insults the viewers at how they think so low of kids intelligence. I absolutely hate how these kids who aren't even old enough to see a PG-13 movie are able to beat up grown adults. Such as the movie "3 ninjas.(1992)" this is one of those squeaky clean kids movies where there's no blood or anyone dying. Yet for some reason they uttered the word R word twice in this movie.

Can anyone act in this movie? Not really. They are goofy and mostly it's just slapstick humor to the point I wasn't sure what to expect as I just went in blind to this movie. This is another one of those movies where the bad guys get beaten up countless times and they really didn't have many other cast members so they just kept getting up and wanting to get beaten up again.

The movie stretches on for too long. You can tell it had inspiration from movies such as Home Alone 1 and 2. At least the dads martial arts looked fine. By the time there's a cave involved I could not pay attention to this movie if my life depended on it. The only thing I'll remember from this is Robert's glorious chin! Skip this. If I was any child actor in this movie. No matter how small of a role I'd be embarrassed.
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Double Blast is a BLAST TIME TWO!
Bob_57521 May 2002
Double Blast, despite being touted as a children's movie, is a movie for people of all ages who love to laugh (at bad movies). This is the type of feel-good movie that makes you want to invite your friends over, pop some popcorn, and kick back for an hour of Mystery Science Theatre 3000 style roasting. Or maybe you'll just want to turn off the TV.

Either way, this is movie is so bad it's great. Watching Double Blast gave me a sense that sometime during production, the crew realized that this movie stinks, and then just stopped trying, yielding hilarious results.

Poor editing, poor acting, poor characters, poor plot, sound, and choreography all come together in a poorly orchestrated flop that simply makes me laugh till I cry. If you have a sense of sardonic humor, or if you're a masochist, I would highly recommend this movie.

Double Blast: Twice as fun as it was meant to be.
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1/10
Blasts from the colon...
fmarkland3226 September 2006
Linda Blair stars as a scientist who is kidnapped (repeatedly) by mobsters who want her expertise on some priceless ancient artifacts that tells where buried treasure is, of course the bad guys have her now but kickboxing champion Dale "Apollo" Cook is there to save the day and even if he brings his obnoxious kids with,Cook if he has to, will put a boot in your head. I don't remember American Kickboxer 2 too much (I saw it when the thing came out) but Dale "Apollo" Cook is probably the best thing about this movie. He doesn't talk much and just kickboxes which easily puts him ahead of the actor and actress playing his obnoxious offspring, however he fights a lot and even though these fight sequences are very badly staged, he does look like under the right circumstances could center a cheap-jack martial arts time killer. Linda Blair is aboard for some reason, because at this point it was either this or porn. So we are left with scenes of her pretending to be a child, her grumbling while forced into a car, her trying to act intelligent and so on. Robert Z'Dar is also here and the terminally bored cast go through the terminally boring adventures that the plot requires. The movie is aggressively abysmal and should be avoided as such.

1/2* out of 4-(Awful)
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1/10
My Brain is Stupid
saint_brett14 March 2023
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I don't know how, or why, but I got up at two in the morning to watch this movie and write about it as well.

It starts out with a British archaeologist discovering the rarest of braille commandment readings from biblical times and it's so well guarded that they only buried it half an inch deep in an unmarked grave.

Double-crossed by his companions, the English guy is swindled out of his find then commits suicide by jumping off a cliff. This scene has shades of 'The Gods Must be Crazy' the way it's filmed. In that movie the plane that crashes is filmed at an unusual speed as does this cliff diving scene.

David Sloan goes for a jog in the jungle.

A random turtle Foot Soldier appears for no reason - he could be Richard Harrison in any of those golden ninja movies.

Robert Z'Dar? Good God! He's like market value, economy, meat you see in the butcher section - there's lots of it, it's inexpensive, poor quality, and it's tougher than leather.

Interesting comments from others on here. Interesting indeed. Double Blast From the Colon one review is titled. Amen. Another compared this to 'Skullduggery.' Oh yes, the movie that starts off in Canterbury, England, but winds up in America for some reason. I gave my copy of that nonsense to a friend. Believe everything you hear about the movie 'Skullduggery.' I love the opening title music in it though.

I haven't watched TV at this hour since the 90's.

My right eyeball is on fire.

My cat, Bungus, is halfway up the back door demanding food.

Joe Estevez? Wasn't he in 'RB7?' My God.

A bag of potatoes fall out of the sky Wild E. Coyote style.

Is that what this is - an episode of 'Looney Tunes?'

If Peewee from 'The Wanderers' and Chris Penn created a son it'd be this Jimmy character in this.

Wow, Regan still looks like she's possessed by The Heretic locusts.

It doesn't surprise me that a boom mic appears around the 11-minute and 30 second mark to be precise.

This carpark scene over the stolen bike makes some scenes from 'Pocket Ninjas' look like an Oscar movie.

'Double Blast' seems handicapped on a 'Pocket Ninjas' level in some way.

I better do a stocktake on my brain cells and tone down my serious approach towards this movie.

Repeat after me - try to have fun. Try to have fun with this. The actors are and so should you.

It's just a G-rated movie designed for a Backstreet Boys, Britney Spears, and NSYNC crowd when they were in their prime.

Love the slick hair fade cuts. It's a wonder this bike victim doesn't have MC Hammer steps in his hair.

These were the same kids who would appear in Nintendo, or Coke, commercials back in the 90's on a jeep at the beach. Privileged little turds.

All the actors, and directors, involved in this movie must have had a lot of time on their hands 'round this period of time to film this production.

Is this what rich kids in California watched back in the 90's?

"Mayday, mayday, mayday," Screams one baddy while running around in his panties. Isn't that a distress signal for aircraft?

What's David Sloan kickboxing in the ring got to do with all this other comedic relief? He's trying his ass off like it's a Stallone meets Van Damme movie while everyone else is goofing off in a light-hearted manner. Look how hard he's going.

My God, that jaw of Robert Z'Dar seems to get bigger the more movies you watch of his. It's like one of the seven wonders of the world. A national landmark like heads carved on a rock side.

Who needs to be asleep to have nightmares when you can just watch this movie instead? It's like a sequel to Max Jenke's 'Horror Show.' Which responsible parent out there would subject their child to this entertainment?

It's embarrassing for all involved.

I bet this Jimmy kid was the raddest thing in junior high after he made this movie? (Wow, he only lasted in Hollywood for two other episodes in TV shows that were no doubt canceled?)

Looks like Spielberg, or Scorsese, never bothered picking him up in their projects. Or, no one else for that matter. He was only hot in Hollywood for a month.

David Sloan is taking himself way too seriously in this stupid manure movie while all these other jokers are clowning around and schooled in the art of Christian Channel beliefs and teachings. They're making fools of themselves. It's offending me in the process to be insulted in this manner.

It's 3:24 in the morning and I'm missing out on the approach to REM and there's still 18 more minutes of this to go. Believe that?

So, Regan's abducted because she knows how to read braille, annoying disease infections attach themselves to the adventure and get involved - the Little Dudes. They're captured fifty times, they rope their father in, he's captured as well and it's a mixture of martial arts and 'Goonies' adventure to find flea market treasure? And all it boils down to is the two main kickboxers duking it out while everyone else has unlimited lives and IQ's of Benny Hill?

I lost vital sleep to watch this and will regret this later today when I'm stewed fruits from being dog-tired. Thanks for wasting my time, movie.

Seriously, who gave this movie the tick of approval for post-production and the green light for release?

Why won't this end? It's going on 4am.

Naturally, the kids, and David Sloan, win in the end.

The sun will be up in an hour and I'm stupid for deciding to watch this.

AVOID in capitals.
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6/10
Dumb Fun!
tarbosh2200029 April 2013
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Greg (Cook) is a professional kickboxer who has a son, Jimmy (Berfield), and a daughter, Lisa (Summer), who take after their father and also are proficient in Martial Arts. When a gang of no-goodniks led by Nadir (Estevez) and his number one goon Mongoose (Z'Dar) kidnap archaeologist Claudia (Blair) because she can translate an ancient stone tablet said to lead to the whereabouts of great riches, the kidnapping is witnessed by Lisa and Jimmy. They follow the baddies into the jungle, and are soon followed by their dad. So now everyone, good guys and bad guys alike, are trekking through jungles and caves to try and find the treasure. Who will end up with it? Ah, to be a kid in the 90's. You could go to your local video store, rent Double Blast and maybe a Genesis game, then go home and watch Wild and Crazy Kids while eating your Fruit By The Foot. It's a nice scenario, and surely one that the filmmakers at Davian International (the people behind most of Dale "Apollo" Cook's movies) were aiming for. Double Blast is nothing if not an attempt to crack the market of younger kids seeking action thrills, and in the attempt making a sort of cross between Home Alone (1990), The Goonies (1985) and Three Ninjas (1992) (one of Berfield's only credits is a "thank you" on Three Ninjas - was he a young consultant, a stunt-kid, or was he in the running to be one of the Ninjas? We may never know...) Seeing as how the Martial Arts fights aren't all that different from Cook's other movies, if such a designation exists, this movie would surely be a hard PG.

Cook carries over his time-honored sweatpants-and-fannypack look into this movie. Why an acknowledged action star of the time insisted on dressing like a tourist in every one of his films remains a mystery. Lorne Berfield, the kid who played Jimmy, was very good and seemed to have a promising career ahead of him. Sadly it never materialized. Linda Blair is along for the silly ride, and Joe Estevez chews scenery as the main baddie. Robert Z'Dar holds up his end of the wackiness on show, and this is the only credited performance of Crystal Summer, who's not a porn star as far as we know. There are some other names in the cast fans will know, such as Ron Hall, who flips around and fights in a full suit, John Barrett, who's Cook's fight trainer, and Ned Hourani, who plays one of the baddies who is constantly getting beat up by children.

Director Tim Spring was certainly on a tear in the mid-90's, having directed Reason to Die (1990), Double Blast, and Raw Target (1995) all in a row. The golden age of the video store brought out the best in people, and gave us more choices than ever before. What's good about Double Blast is that it's at least upbeat, and there's no annoying kid, which there easily could have been. There are zany "BOING!" sound effects while the children are beating up the grown-ups, and characters read newspapers with grammatical errors in them. Lisa has a boyfriend (Lisa has a boyfriend!) named Charlie (Stephen Brause, in his only role) who looks exactly like TV's Zack Morris. Maybe that's why Brause never went on to anything else. The world already had a Zack.

But perhaps the most interesting thing, from today's standpoint, about Double Blast is how characters call each other "retard" as an insult. You CANNOT do that today. Or maybe you could, but your movie would be rated R, and you'd be accused of bullying and defamation and sued within an inch of your life. It's all done without malice, it truly was a more innocent time back then, people didn't know what they were saying. In the end, we watched Double Blast because of the very impressive cast, but the movie is certainly geared for younger viewers. Not unlike Little Ninjas (1990). It's pretty dumb, but the cast basically keeps it afloat. If you have occasion to watch something of this kind, you could probably do worse than Double Blast.

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Right up there with Skullduggery (YEAH!)
perni26 February 2004
Double Blast and Skullduggery are two of the worst movies ever made, and they make an insanely entertaining double feature. Double Blast is definitely the more watchable of the pair, though, since it actually has some semblance of a story, no matter how lame it gets at times. I have to admit, I bought this for its low price ($3.99, which may be too much, now that I think back), and by the cover. How the heck do you just pass up a movie with a kickboxing family guarding treasure as its cover? You can't, honey baby, and that's the skinny, ya hear? And to my utter amazement and joy, two of my favorite actors are in this movie! It's bizarre how I tend to buy films that I have connections to without knowing it, but if anyone is a dedicated MST3k viewer like me, they will instantly recognize Joe Estevez and Robert Z'Dar. Robert has to be seen to be believed. The man's face looks like a potato, and believe me when I say that such a statement is NOT an exaggeration. His face is so hilariously puffed up that it sent me into hysterics. And of course Joe is a member of the prestigious Estevez dynasty of acting, which also includes Emilio, AKA Mighty Ducks 3. Both of these men were together in another film, Soultaker, and to think that they would be paired up again is just too good to be true...but it is! There is no way that I would ever sell my beloved Double Blast. It's home is with me from here on out, and I will forever threaten my friends with its awesome craptitude. Oh, and be sure to watch out for the biggest continuity error in film history during one of the outdoor scenes. Believe me, it's so obvious that no person could possibly miss it. 4/4 stars!
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