Coneheads (1993)

Michael McKean: Gorman Seedling, INS Deputy Commissioner

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• Eli Turnbull, INS Agent : If they are in fact aliens from another planet, sir, doesn't that make them Airforce jurisdiction?

  Gorman Seedling, INS Deputy Commissioner : If they're just visiting, sure. But the minute they try to work here, they're mine.

• Gorman Seedling, INS Deputy Commissioner : I'm suggesting we put electronic collars on all the deportees. Then, we bury a wire along the border, forming an invisible fence. Now, the next time this illegal tries to enter the country... Pow. A jolt he won't soon forget. It'll send a nice message to the rest of the population. Let's get on this.

• Gorman Seedling, INS Deputy Commissioner : [Naked, enslaved with a shock-collar]  I suppose you could stay if you have some kind of unique skill...