Coneheads (1993)

Chris Farley: Ronnie the Mechanic

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Quotes 

• Ronnie : H... hi, Mr. Conehead.

  Beldar Conehead : [Peels back the roof of Ronnie's car]  I find you unacceptable!

  Ronnie : Yes, sir!

  Beldar Conehead : If I did not fear incarceration from human authority figures, I would terminate your life functions by applying sufficient pressure to your blunt skull so as to force its collapse!

  Ronnie : [Beldar replaces the roof in its original position and walks away]  Th... thank you.

• [Connie gulps down an entire sub sandwich] 

  Ronnie : [impressed]  Wow! My Mom's the only other woman I know who can take a sandwich like that!

  Connie : [pointing at Ronnie's sub]  You going to finish that?

• Connie : How can it take so long to do a simple alignment on an american sedan with standard rack-and-pinion steering and MacPherson struts When your garage is equipped with the proper Borg-Warner digital hydraulic radiometer?

  Ronnie : Maybe because I was out back finishing a beer.

• Ronnie : Yeah, my grandfather's from the "Old Country".

  Connie : Oh really, which one?

  Ronnie : I'm not sure. One of the big ones.

• Ronnie the Mechanic : I don't know who you are or where you're from...

  Beldar Conehead : France. We come from France.

• Ronnie the Mechanic : Hi, Mr Conehead.

  Beldar Conehead : I find you unacceptable!

  Ronnie the Mechanic : Yes, sir.

  Beldar Conehead : If I did not fear incarceration by human authority figures, I would terminate your life functions by applying sufficient pressure to your blunt skull so as to cause its collapse!